Eric

I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY OPINION means more than yours, which means I'm better than u
- My governor can kick your governors ass
-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace" and "chill" and "holla" and "yo" and I say them often
- I'm mexican or live next door to one
- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear
- We have Earthquakes, not ice storms, not tornados, and certainly not hurricanes
- The average temperature here is a warm, yet mild 69 degrees
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach, not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 80
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way
- I can go out at midnight
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No COP, no STOP baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- Our state is only friends with New York, Florida, Texas and Nevada... simply because those states are the only ones that can come close to understanding how great LIFE is... in CALIFORNIA