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Skokeesha

PUSSY POPPIN' ON A HANDSTAND YA'LL!!!

About Me

Recently seperated from my babies daddy, Lemonjello (pronounced La-mon-ja-lo fo' you ignent mua'fucka's). And i just want to clear some things up here... he didnt punch me.. i be walking into em... but that no good lying mutha'*shut yo mouth* dun shacked up with my sista' Lawanda... so i took me and my 13 childrens (Colgate,Lakreesha, Dasheekee, Juan Demarco, Q Tip, Tatiana, DonShaniqua, Qui Qui, Skantisha, Omunique, Xanax, Mahogany,and Baby Poo Diddy) but we be aiight we staying at Ms. Jenkins... and she help support us buying kool aid and xlax... well i get correctall cuz thats more for a lady... I bought myself a job at ebonics airways... im a hostess on a MacDonald Bering MD44 aircraft its a double deck whisper jet... As well i feel the spirit of the lord every sunday at Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ... and i have a Badunkadunk butt and i carry a blade in my weave and under my tongue so if you coming you betta' come correct! THIS WHAT HAPPEN IF YOU DONT... THis how me and my cousins do Whoopin! if you cant get the link to work i suggest you type this in.... http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=smackdown.wmv p.s. ONCE YOU HAD SKO... YOU WONT WANT ANOTHER HO!

My Interests

bling, ice, anything boughetto(bougie and ghetto thats boughetto) and malt licka'... dancin' to rap songs with an ice cream cone....my cherokee roots... thats why i gots this good hair! the dirty south and hot peppers... and of course bring it raw and direct... uncut and unabridged!

I'd like to meet:

I am searching out some menz that will do me right... and bring home a paycheck... a real job where taxes get taken out and everythang... a bit of a freak in the bedroom i like my toes ate with hot sauce... if this sounds like you holla at me...

Music:

the music that goes *boom* ... usually what i likes at the all night bump behind the chevron... byob... oh and cant forget bone thugs and So So Def -", look at dem gir's kickin dem koochie kuterz koochie kuterz -look at dem gir's got dem koochie kuterz on!"

Movies:

Dont be a menace while drinking yo' juice in south centra', anything with pam grier, waiting to exhale(i love when that lady's all... ", i was your white woman for 11 years!", you go girl) and crooklyn(its a spike lee joint)

Books:

the bible.... i go to church every sunday and sing about Jesus... and an author by the name of Cliff Notes... he real good! sometimes it take me a while but i just sound out the words

My Blog

Speakin' Truf Ya'll!!!

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Posted by Skokeesha on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:44:00 PST

Older menz

What is a boi to do? I'm interested in this manz at my gymnasio, and he's a smidge older than me. I'm 24 - he's 41. Do I attack him or do I keep a healthy distance? Should this shit even matter to me?...
Posted by Skokeesha on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:31:00 PST

No you must have me fucked up!

So my new man acting a fool. like i cant get another menz attention. you know he got some tickets to r. kelly and ya'll know i cant stand that lil piss boy but it was cool cuz i was gonna be with wif ...
Posted by Skokeesha on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:49:00 PST

On the real tip!

Some of yall may a been in the noticing of my absentationness and im here to let the rumors fall away and the truth be told (someone yell testify!) I done found me a do right... or so it seems. but we...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Booty Butter!

Sko, I woke up this morning with a hella nasty rash on my elbows, both of'm! Only on my elbows. What kind of what shit is that? I have a date tonight and my joints are pink as a lesbian porn! What ca...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The 411 on Stank Snatchbox!

Dearest Sko, Recently, i went to my regular gynecological exam only to have my doctor tell me that the evening befores festivities was making my crotch smell like booze. what is a girl to do?...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do ya under smell me?

oh sko! gurrl, im inlove with a piece of white chocolate fo like 4 years and shit and we are just friends. we kicked it (u know) years ago and i been about it bout it ever since! hes 12 years older ...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Imma help ya broke ass anglish speakin ass!

It's me gurl, Miss C. Lissen, I be knowin dat yer a down ta earth girl what know when ta humor a friend, an also know when ta tell a silly bitch ta shut da fuck up wit'er nonsense. now, dat bein said,...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Twerkin' it out 101

Sko gurl... ok boo im havin dis problem wit my hip hop dance class...the teacher has no clue how to dance hip hop and shes white....and dats not workin...how do i make her teach us how to drop it ...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whats cracka' lackin'?

dear sko, I have an obscene problem with crack. I know that you have overcome your addiction in the past and i need help. what can i do, i cant resist the pipe!??! love, freebase freddie. Fr...
Posted by Skokeesha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST