Melissa - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I mutter in the gutter. I'm a damn reformed nutter.
Job: I make things work. I win awards. I make fun. I be random.
Not-Job: I break things. I make art. I make jewellery. I make soap that sometimes looks like poo. I make muscles. I make sense.
Website! See my art. NOW, FOOL. Please? Thanks!

My Interests

Lifting the weights, doing the pilates, riding the bike, running the run.
Movies that make me think. Movies that make me not think. Repeat with books, television and music, please and thank you.
Shopping.
Being a bit of an ass.

I'd like to meet:

Boys that don't stink. And also, monkeys.
Right, new edit: if you're going to send a random Friend request without any preamble as to why, I'll pretty much tell you, straight out, that I'm going to delete it. Also, Tits and Ass kids? I may have both Tits and Ass, but that doesn't mean that I want to share them with you. Only Boys that Stink are after that. And I don't want to meet Boys that Stink.

Music:

I list only the bands I would make an effort to see. Yes, my effort would include constructing a time machine. Anyway:
. Built to Spill
. ACDC
. Atom and his Package
. Ben Kweller
. Brassy
. The Constantines
. The Dismemberment Plan
. The Gossip
. The International Noise Conspiracy
. Jeff Buckley
. Knapsack
. Metric
. Queens of the Stone Age (circa Mans Ruin 1st record)
. Rick Springfield
. Sondre Lerce
. Verbena
. The Weakerthans

Movies:

I have watched too many movies to like any of them anymore. What? I know.

Television:

Dead Like Me. Carnival. Starting Over. Arrested Development. Slings and Arrows. And seriously? That's all I really need. Of course, that doesn't mean that I don't tend to watch a mountain of crap on top of it all.

Books:

I love me some books. Come over and peruse my bookshelf, and you will see.

Heroes:

Me. And also, Super Poop.