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elise

i am not sticking that in my mouth, i dont know where it has been.

About Me

i am really a freak of nature, wierdo, nut, spazz, and all around goof. i have a nasty habit of asking 20( well more a lot more) questions when talking to people.i have a dirty sence of humor, i talk dirty i am an all around perv. i have wierd think that i love to teach myself new things. i tought myself how to knit and i am currently teaching myself sign language. i think that is all for now.
Name: Elise but for some reason people call me elsie
Birthdate: New Year day
Birthplace: the hospital
Current Location: on my ass in my kitchen
Eye Color: brown yippee
Hair Color: redish brown
Height: short, about 5'1"
Weight: im not telling
Piercings: ears
Tatoos: 2 and counting
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: hmmmm, i think my boyfriends name is josh?!
Overused Phraze: thats a bit much
FAVORITES
Food: spaghachi
Candy: reeses pieces
Number: 13
Color: blue, green , yellow, orange
Animal: ferret
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: seabreeze with extra cranberry juice
Bagel: blue berry
Letter: m
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burgerking
Strawberry or Watermelon: waterelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla, more possibilities
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate all the way
Kiss or Hug: hug, more affectionate
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: depends
YOUR...
Bedtime: when ever i fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: my sister being chased by my ferret
Best phyiscal feature: eyes and smile
First Thought Waking Up: what the fuck, does your nose need to be in my ear
Goal for this year: um, be happy
Best Friends: i need to think about that
Weakness: guys with blue or green eyes
Fears: being in a room with 50 screaming kids by myself
Heritage: i know it but deos anyone esle care?
Longest relationship: 6 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: a little
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was little
Ever Skinny Dipped: yeah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: i hope so
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue, green, hazel
Favorite Hair Color: what ever
Short or Long: short
Height: taller than me
Style: what ever
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: depends
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: if it was worth it when i did it, i dont regret it
What country do you want to Visit: europe
How do you want to Die: peicefully, or after a really good orgasm
Been to the Mall Lately: yuppitty yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Get along with your Parents: my mom, my dad not so much
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: yeah
Believe in Yourself: about 95% of the time
Want to go to College: yes sir
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes, you do need fluids to stay alive
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: in the shower
Want to get Married: not really
Do you want Children: NO
Have your future kids names planned out: HELL NO
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: sorry i already have
Hate anyone: fake people
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My Interests

I am interested in everything.
How evil are you?

I'd like to meet:

everyone who knows how to be nice.i get along with almost everyone.Myspace .. Now Icons
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Music:

i like everything. i am partial to country at the moment. i even like classical. rap is a little harder for me to get into. i really like breaking benjamin. Capricorn

You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio
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Using your hands

Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.

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Movies:

My all time favorite movie is.... the wizard of oz. i know, i know. i like a lot of movies from the eighties. i like comedies, some scary. Are you an Elf, Dwarf or Human?( Pictures included)
Elf: You are very calm and peaceful and you try to avoid war at all costs, but you will fight if needed. When battling, you choose magic and archery as your weapon. You are one with nature, and your senses are in tune with your surroundings. Due to you long life, you look at nature with great respect and from and logical point of view, not spiritual.
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What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Television:

You have a sexual IQ of 127
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sandra Spreadum What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You Are 38% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." The Muppet Personality Test
You Are 52% Pure
You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side! How Pure Are You?
Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute. What Kind of Candy Are You?
You Are Elektra
There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?
You Are 32% Shy
You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal.
You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace. How Shy Are You? Elise will go to jail for ...
Making an erotic for your cousins first birthday
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.comelise's sexual nickname:
"Tight Cheeks"
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[noun]:
A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
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Books:

books i love books. i just finished reading cell by stephen king. i really like the angus, thongs and full frontal snogging series. i am a big believer in reading books based on true events. i am one of those poeple that if i start reading a book i cant stop no matter how lame the book is.

Heroes:

my mom. you will have to ask me yourself to find out why.HOT Myspace Layouts

My Blog

long distance

within the last three weeks my boyfriend has moved to agawam. thankfully breaking up wasnt an option when he moved. now it seems that juggling both our scheduals and the need to see eachother is getti...
Posted by elise on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

my new job has issues

so everyone knows i have a new job, i work at hampton inn and suites for those who dont. we got our uniforms, which arent too bad, but not my style. then i find out even though i was hired for full ti...
Posted by elise on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST

answer my questions please

who  are you? 2. are we friends? 3.when did we meet? 4.how have i affected you? 5. what  do you think of me ? 6. what's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. how long do you think we will b...
Posted by elise on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

i am no longer accepting applications sorry

i am now dating a guy by the name of josh. i know it is surprising that i found someone just crazy enough to put up with me. so to all my applicants for the boyfreind position and the booty call posi...
Posted by elise on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

why does my dad hate me?

and yes i just asked that question. and yes i would like to know the answer to it. for all those who dont know my dad he is a functioning alcoholic. and tonight he hit an all time low. so low i am eve...
Posted by elise on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST

what happened in 06

ok half this shit has nothing to do with 2006 but i am borred so there fore i am filling this shit out.   THIS YEAR........1. Have you had any relationships this year?no 2. Have you had your birt...
Posted by elise on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST

oh my giddiddy god, i am starting my job.

holy shit. my boss from the hotel called and i START THIS WEEK. yippee.i am so excited. they are going to call me to let know what day i will start.holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Posted by elise on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST

now accepting applications

boyfreind application   Name?Age? Location?What do you do on the weekends? Pick one word to describe me:What types of music do you like?Are you a virgin? Do you drive?Are you crazy (haha)?H...
Posted by elise on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:46:00 PST

booty call application

Body: Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously)RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL.Name: ___________________...
Posted by elise on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

i a over coming my fear

i hit my peak on being pissed off at the fact that every little noise and every step i tale outside scares the hell out of me. so last night with the help of a friend who lent me his cell phone in cas...
Posted by elise on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:43:00 PST