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Swarley

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if

About Me

MY SISTER IS AWESOME, BLAHBLAHBLAH
*im 27 *
*i work at a bar*
*i like ugly shoes*
*i enjoy the yankees*
*and the celtics* *people tell me im obnoxious*
*and also a lil bit loud*
*im a pisces*
*i enjoy Cinnamon Toast Crunch*
*i drink Heineken, Sam Adams Summer, and madress with captain morgan and pineapple*
*my friends are my family*
*so is my family*
*i enjoy playing poker*
*just started golfing, and i suck*
*i only swim in pools*
*i have a scar on my knee that resimbles a vagina*
*i also have kankles*
*i have a very short attention span*
*i hate Donnie Darko*
*but loved Tromeo and Julliett*
*i won a 4 ft. tall homer simpson on a ring toss game*
*i smoke marlboro lights*
*and dig redheads*
*i have a man crush on Justin Timberlake*
*scrubs is funny*
*you are not*
*BALLIN*
*cc/wm*
THESE ARE THE RULES FOR SHOTGUN..NO IF, ANDS, OR BUTS
When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors. ___________________________________________________________
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My Interests

drinking beer
bartending
poker
shootin pool
video games
eating

I'd like to meet:

a 6ft. tall natural redhead asian lady...
christina ricci cause shes smoking hot
jorge posada cause hes my favorite ballplayer
and yer mom, cause shes easy
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~Babe Ruth

Music:

beastie boys
led zeppelin
jay-z
cage
bloodhound gang
dj shadow
marilyn manson
el-p
aesop rock
weathermen
justin timberlake (go fuck yourself)
the game
kanye west
wu-tang
311
sublime
dr. dre
eminem
I FUCKING HATE 50 CENT
pearl jam
prolly many more, but who really cares....

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
Major League 1 & 2
Old School
Office Space
The Departed
Dirty Work
Encino Man
Bio-Dome
Pauly Shore is dead
Catch me if you can
any and all of the following: Nightmare on Elm St.
Halloween (cept for 3)
Friday the 13th
Hellraiser
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (cept for the new Michael Bay ones)

Television:

Sportscenter
PTI
Baseball Tonight
The Office
My Name is Earl
Undeclared
Sifl and Olly
The State
Remote Control
Jeopardy
Wheel of Fortune
World Series of Pop Culture
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Simpsons
Harvey Birdman:Attorney At Law
Robot Chicken
Seinfield

Books:

any yankee book i own
and whatever Mick Foley writes
o yeah, and the outsiders

Heroes:

THIS GUY

My Blog

2006 Awards.....Fuck yo shit, bizzzzzznitches

Time to reflect!!1) Drinking Buddy of The Year?Johnny P. or Marci....those are the 2 i drank with the most this year2) Lifetime service award - Longest friendJeremy Mac....not my longest friend..........
Posted by Swarley on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

another survey, kinda intresting

1. [one name] Phatti2. [two nicknames]:   1. Phatti 2. Slick3. [three biggest turn-ons]:   1. Redhair  2. complete disregard for political correc...
Posted by Swarley on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

this i am thankful for on this, the day of thanks

so, its that time again, time to give thanx for all the things i am thankful for...here is a slight list of those things   -i am thankful for my family for being there whenever i need them, and f...
Posted by Swarley on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

survey, and such

The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::brown Hair Color::black Height::6'1" Favorite Color::yellow, red, blue Screen Name::aim-gringo el grande..............yim-phatti2dopes Favorite B...
Posted by Swarley on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

YELLOW HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY

the first annual yellow house halloween party.B.Y.O.B., bitchesand you better be in costume.....starts around 9:30ish, so be there......and be dressed upNO prizes will be given away for best costume, ...
Posted by Swarley on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

Mindless Self Indulgence

So i just went and saw MSI tonight.  I was a little skeptical at first, cause i saw them about 6-7 years ago, and they blew hot donkey balls.  But it seems that in that time, they got ALOT b...
Posted by Swarley on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

Now accepting application

Girlfriend Application Name?Age? Location?What do you do on the weekends? Pick one word to describe me:What types of music do you like?Are you a virgin? Do you drive?Are you crazy (haha)?Highest...
Posted by Swarley on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:29:00 PST