You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.
Some people know their shit while others
can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit but fucking shit is the worst.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig wallowing in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are
hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, some things can
look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and
sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you swim in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else.
You Are a Tulip
You have a wild, experimental side that craves change.
You often switch jobs and men, always looking for something better.
But deep down, you're also very well grounded and content.
And you will come to know that the life you live is already ideal.
