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Meg Noir

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About Me


"Give me your hand small ordinary person, and walk with me - for I shall be your guide. You don't have to worry about me for I shall not give you a quick feel up or anything like that. For I am nice. And a lot nicer than those other cunts who write books and stuff."
I have an aversion to seagulls and a devotion to comedy.
Occasionally I will indulge in the odd biscuit or a few pints of cider.
I've been trying to grow my hair for about 4 years. It's never going to happen.
One day I'll write something special and become a household name.
Currently I'm trying to find out how to be interesting enough to do that.
Once the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they've entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word 'cool'. It is their favourite word. The idiot dosn't think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish, and rubbish isn't cool. Stuff and shit is cool.The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection. They wear their waistbands below their balls. They babble into handheld twit machines about that cool e-mail of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too.
Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail the rise of the idiots.

My Interests



It's the little things in life that excite me. Waking up and remembering you have nothing to get up for. After 7 years of having a mobile, still getting excited about a text message. After a year and a half, still being excited when that number pops up on the caller display. Discovering a new obscure band or dancing around to cheesey pop. Having my head stroked. Laughing so hard my ribs hurt, crying so hard I think I'm going to faint. The junk that fills my room and the photos that cover my wall. Me and you in my locket. Doggy 'niffin and butterfly kisses. Being woken up to a hug from a furry creature. That frustration of my lack of knowledge, it kills me but one thing I do know is that the frustration will eventually go away. When emotions just fit the surrounding music. Reminiscing about old traditions and t.v shows. Stupid stuff, like when I lost the picture out of my locket and found it in my stick on bra 2 months later. The smell and comfort of a book. The contentment of being engrossed. Falling asleep to a dusty old video. Feeling remembered and important. Trips to clarkies and filling a hunger hole. Being comfortable in your own skin. The thrill of disobedience. The knowledge of others' happiness. Finishing their sentences and starting their next one. The peace of quiet acoustic and the energy of loud punk. Consecutive cups of tea. Waking up in someone else's house. The relaxation of having nothing to do and no where to go. The little things, that people take for granted.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who could discover my hidden talents.

Music:



But there's a symphony in my heart
And I've lost all my morals


Television:



Books:

"The question is whether such a technique can really make a man good. Goodness comes from within, 6655321. Goodness is something chosen. When a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man."

My Blog

Envy

When I was a kid things were so much easier. You'd wake up, and all you'd have to worry about were the plans for the rest of the day, whether you fell and scraped your knee or if you got your tongue s...
Posted by Meg Noir on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:43:00 PST

Travels.

It's nice when you realise why you love someone. It's also nice to be nostalgic for this reason. Thinking of where I am now, and who I spend my time with, I doubt it can get any better. Which is why I...
Posted by Meg Noir on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:34:00 PST

Only Connect.

I guess I always thought that I had to try and be someone else, to keep everyone else happy. I didn't ever take the time to realise what the finer things in life were. I used to care about opinions, a...
Posted by Meg Noir on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST