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Carl!

Poplockin' at the Holiday Inn!

About Me

“Hello ladies, meet Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the Internet.”
free player from mysplayer.comI'm taken:she's pretty much the boss

My Interests

lisa, phi gamma delta, apple computers, astronomy picture of the day, planning tactical evasive maneuvers for zomnbie attacks, the beach, windy days, dinosaurs, looking cool, not listening to punk shit

I'd like to meet:

This would be perfect- All the Beatles, Bob Dylan, with Keith Moon and Pete Townsend as additional members, and Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, and Simon and Garfunkel, and Robert Plant and Jimmy Page all performing together as a group. The members of Boston, ELO, Kansas, Guns N Roses, and Genesis are enjoying the performance respectfully, because they know what good music is. Also, many shit-head punk and emo and peripheral-genre bands are on the side crying with their interesting glasses because they know they can never achieve such greatness; eventually they shit their pants and all the girls laugh at them.

My Friend Space
I have many friends.

Lisa "My Fiancé" Stewart

Diego "The Kont" Kontarovsky

Jordan "the Gentleman" Daniels

Cass "The Ass" Klee

Matt "our lord and savior" Fowler

Justin "Sex" Lader

Thomas "would lose against me in a fight" Faller

The Moon

Matt "my stupid brother" Fieler

Trish "the Fish" Fieler

Andrew "Crapman" Chapman

Alejandro "Diego's Stupid Brother" Kontarovsky

Tim

Eric

Tim and Eric

Jean-Luc Godard

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Music:

The Beatles are better than everything in the entire Universe.The Beatles, the who, the rolling stones, simon and garfunkel, boards of canada, underworld, nick drake, rush, foreigner, journey, boston, kansas, styx, queen, the incredible string band, moby, the traveling wilburys, the chemical brothers, meatloaf, electric light orchestra, supertramp, little river band, guns n' roses, eric clapton, moby, phil collins, peter gabriel, david bowie, elton john, u2, yes, the yardbirds, jimi hendrix, the future sound of london, jim croce, fleetwood mac, stevie nicks, lindsey buckingham, robert johnson, b.b. king, tracy chapman, billy joel, bruce springsteen, rod stewart/the faces/small faces, cat stevens, the velvet underground, animal collective, radiohead's kid a album, radiohead's amnesiac album, bob dylan, bob marley, led zeppelin, acdc, lynyrd skynyrd, 2pac, a tribe called quest, the beastie boys-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------- *anyone who doesn't think that the beatles are the greatest musical entity to walk the face of the earth is a mental retard and deserves to die after being shit upon.

Movies:

tommy, apocalypse now, star wars, lord of the rings, martin scorsese, stanley kubrick, wes anderson, french new wave, pixar, widescreen, wildlife documentaries, not kevin smith

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, adult swim, macguyver, national geographic, pbs, ren and stimpy, bevis and butthead, seinfeld

Books:

kurt vonnecut, william faulkner, douglas adams, bill clinton

Heroes:

bill clinton, john lennon, paul mccartney, george harrison, ringo starr, FDR, JFK, RFK, christopher walken, steve jobs, macguyver

My Blog

Pictures of myself

So I guess I'm an "artsey introspective filmy" guy now, eh?Should I post "artsey introspective filmy" pictures? All my pictures are "college-aged privileged white boy social gatherings" pictures - but...
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

Religion

HA! Fuck you for clicking on a MySpace blog titled "Religion." Suckers.You idiots,Carl.
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

Yes.

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Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Meat Loaf

One of greatest performers of all time, Meat Loaf, has recently released his 3rd epic masterpiece with Jim Steinman- BAT OUT OF HELL III: THE MONSTER IS LOOSE.As usual, Meat Loaf rocks the balls off p...
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

Unoriginal jokes made by people of

Ok, we've all heard and seen the "Tourette's Syndrome" schtick... Usually involving a group of recently-out-of-puberty high school skateboarding suburban punk-listening-to no-reason-to-rebel-because-t...
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

Going back to Cali, Cali, Cali; I'm going back to Cali... (I don't think so)

I'm driving to California starting now.I'll be there in like 4 or 5 days.seeya later.Also- I may live there forever-Carl.
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

Sweet Lorretta Fat she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan

Which Completely Random Person Are You!! You are Dick Lyons!!Take this quiz!Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code...
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST

Goin' to California with an aching in my heart

Many of you don't give a shit- but for those of you who do, you'd be interested to know that I've been accepted into the California Institute of the Arts MFA Program in Film Directing. It is a very...
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:08:00 PST

Your vs. You're

My only 2 "pet peeves" are people who use the term "pet peeve" and people who confuse "your and you're" "Your" is the possessive form of "you." Example: "Go get your book, Johnny." or "I'm...
Posted by COWABUNGA CARL! on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:13:00 PST

something you should know about me.

Abbey Road