Lobar The Castrator [resurrected]

About Me

I am a human. On earth. On the african continent. In the surrounds of table mountain. I breath... and live... and eat... and sleep... then eat again... then i go to work... then I think... and then I see all that is good...

WHAT I LIKE:
Chicken
CARS! (not big american ones, but small fast ones)
Motorbikes
Crazed people
Drawing
Reading
Monkeys!
Michael Jackson, cos i dont believe he's a paedophile
Running on the mountain
Newlands forest
Environment
Sun
MUSIC!!!!
Computers
I have a hat
Randomness
Animals
My profile song
WHAT I HATE:
Jacob Zuma
Corrupt politicians
Big american SUV's
people who stick crackers in animals bums
Michael Jackson, cos i think he is a paedophile
People who say one thing & do another (people who contradict themselves)!
Commercial rap and hiphop and pop!
The mass killing of poor defenseless monkeys
Deforestation
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My Interests

Monkeys, chimpanzees.

I'd like to meet:

A troop of chimpanzees!!!! And all the bushmen in the Kalahari. I would like to meet Jacob Zuma so I can find the cure for AIDS.... And Yes it is official! I HAVE met Jacob Zuma now and now I know the cure for AIDS!
If you want to help save the forests so the monkeys can live go here:
www.myspace.com/amazonconservationteam/

Music:

My favourite bands are: Incubus, In Flames, At the Drive In, Killswitch Engage, Unearth, Feneral for a Friend, Silverstein, AFI, Atreyu, The Killers, Children of Bodom, System of a Down, Metallica, Fear Factory, some Brujeria(mexican death metal) The Offspring, a bit of Blink182, Tonightwedie, Bloc Party, The Rudimentals(ska), Hog Hoggidy Hog. I also like trance, house, 80's music, DRUM&BASS!....
I HATE R&B and pop and all that rap crap with a passion!! So bloody irritating! I hear it on the radio all the time!!!!

Movies:

BORAT!!!! BORAT!!!! WAWAWEEWAH!!!! V for Vendetta, Napolean Dynamite, Grandma's Boy, Top Secret!, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Kung Pow (there isn't a bloody sequel yet u fools!), Saving Private Ryan, Lord of the Rings, Eurotrip, the New Guy, the Matrix, Sex Commandos...

And this movie:

Television:

NARUTO!!!!!! Bleach, Kenshin, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z... the Simpsons, Grey's Anatomy, Isidingo!, Futurama, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Samurai Jack(when I can)...

Books:

Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Jurassic Park... yep fantasy, sci-fi and war books.... DRAGON BALL!!!! Articles Of War, Da Vinci Code, THE DE VILLIERS CODE featuring CC Langa & Stienie Labaschagne.

Heroes:

Oom Piet and Oom Willie, Oom Paul, Tant Sannie, Frikkie, Koos, Willem...
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My Blog

Memories of a Cat

This is in memory of the greatest being ever to have graced this earth. A great king, he had many names: Skit-Prreeling, Prrroud Prrrowler, Prrrrfection, Trrreeling, Grrreatness, Obesity (more of a co...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

Monkey King Saga Finale - 21-23

Part 21: Confrontation As we moved through the trees towards the Monkey City, all I could hear was the dark industrial soundscapes of 80's Synth Pop going through my mind... I have no idea why... And ...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:14:00 PST

Monkey King Part 20

Part 20: The Giant LurksEerily quiet, the newly built chimp city stood in a not too fertile or beautiful area. Where were the chimps? After a while we finally decided we were not going to find anythin...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Story of the 3rd Age

This story is the extremely abstracted version of a TRUE STORY.The End of the 3rd Age of Mr Video Rondebosch:===============================The beginning of the 3rd Age of Mr Video started when the fi...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

Monkey King Part 19

Part 19: A City Close By?!It was quite a while before our stomachs were back to normal. Plum had retreated back to the chimps home, and it looked like we would never find her again. Vervet suggested w...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

Monkey King Part 18

Part 18: A Fruity AffairSo after the surprising events, Pervert arrived with armfuls of fruit. It was slightly overripe, but we were hungry and this was a nice place to stop for a break and interrogat...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

Monkey King Part 17

Part 17: Success!!So anyway, when I woke up I was on a soft pile of leaves on the forest floor, and surrounded by fruit. It was a beautiful place, filled with fruit trees, and a wonderful smell of rip...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Monkey King Part 16

Part 16: The ChaseSo began the chase, with Vervet chasing behind me. We left Syke, Galago and Pervert behind to go back to the Monkey City. Vervet seemed less against me going after the chimp, and rat...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

Monkey King Part 15

Part 15: Perverted WaysSo that was it. Syke was hiding here to die. He had been hiding for days already, and it seemed that nothing was going to get him to change his mind. Little did I know that a tw...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:11:00 PST

Monkey King Part 14

Part 14: The Blue MonkeySyke. Known as the Blue Monkey to most monkeys. He was in a very high position in the King's special force, a great fighter who was also incredibly creative and a great tactici...
Posted by Lobar The Castrator [resurrected] on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST