Philippa

I'm Philippa, I'm 20 and I live in London
I buy too many DVDs.
I can be really quiet, but I can also be the loudest person in the room.
Once I didnt talk for 4 hours because Helen told me to shut up.
I'm a revising machine.
Ava said this: Once upon a time,me and Philippa had a plan.It was amazing,but on that particular night,god,or possibly Faye Tozer,just didnt want it to happen.but so began a beautiful partnership.
Ok not really,we were a beautiful partnership way before that ever happened.Philippa doesnt like it when Issac pulls faces,and thinks its unfortunate that his brothers are so beautiful.
Even though shes extremley clever she doesnt know that many cities, or infact states.But she was quite good at the game 'name funny things that have happened to Taylor' and she introduced me to a song about a toy soldier melting,so anything she has ever done is forgiven.
Me and Philippa like to talk about how someone is a fake girlfriend,which we are not.She loves the Vip section at Wembley,and has infact broken the phone there about 3 times.She taught me that Ezra's name was really Jordan and I spazzed out.Its things like these that make Philippa a pool of knowledge.
We also like to talk about how if someone ever had kids, they'd be called Boy George,Jesse Mccartney,Nick Carter and Taylor Hanson.
The funniest thing ever to happen was when Siobhan got stuck under the ticket barrier at London Bridge.
Or when I shouted "theres DARIUS" and a man thought i was talking about him.
Or when the man at Waterloo tannoyed to make Ava stop sitting on the floor of the moving walkway, then did it again to tell Siobhan to stop sitting on the handrail.
The time the man in Newcastle made me pray with him while Laura and Rach laughed at me from behind statues.
The time me and Siobhan jumped off a burning train and Ava and Helen were confused.
When I opened the door in Siobhan's video and nobody was there.
The time I played the kettle and Siobhan crashed into a pile of toys.
The time that me and Ava went back to the old school and it would be really funny if Seth was spelt 'seff'
Or the time that Isaac cooked all the time and was boring until he married his brother.
Or the time that there were crocodile mittens.
Or the time that Alexander Lightbulb called Siobhan a 'computer head' and stole Helen's sandwich.
Or the time there was a bomb alert and Siobhan spat out her gum.
Or when I sold bombs in 'Bombase'. Which is a much cooler shop than 'Plumbase'.
Or when we went to our correspondant in Scotland.
The time that Fred was lost.
Or the time that we posted a box out of the cat flap.
The Time that I knew a lot of things about Tommi
The time a woman grabbed Laura's bum at Trafalgar Square.
When people got annoyed with us on the tube. A lot.
The time we did the whole of 'heads shoulders knees and toes' and filmed it, but I fell over.
Or when me, Ava and Scary Lou slept outside the Astoria and it rained a lot then there were freaky men in a car.
There's quite a lot of things that were a bit funny actually.