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Russ

Drinkin' IS big and it IS clever.

About Me


I come from a place in England called the Black Country. It's not the best place in the world but not the worst. . I like going out and hanging out with my friends and generally getting messed up! I'm currently living in Northern Ireland. I serve in the British Army with the Royal Army Veterinary Corps, training and handling dogs. So my partying days in Birmingham are limited to when i'm back on leave.

My Interests

Partying, Football, Watching live bands, Being a gentle lover,Whisky (I love scotch), playin with pooches, gettin' people with the goat. More Partying and more, and more, and more PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY! Oh and wearing sex panther.

I'd like to meet:

RON BURGUNDY! Frank the Tank (From old school). Dalai Lama. The Queen (not Elton John). Brett 'The Hitman' Hart. Sherridan Smith. Trisha. Some old Hippie who is so messed up on drugs he thinks it's still the 1960's (gotto be one somewhere). Jack Black. Dr Phil. Desmond Decker. A "Nam" veteran. Brick form Anchorman.

Music:

My favortite band of all time are The Beatles (old school, i know but they're quality). But coming in at close second are bands like Led Zeplin, Ocean Colour Scene, The Kinks, Terrorvision, Queen, Oasis, Public Enemy, David Bowie, NWA, Nirvana and many more. I've recently fallen in love with Juliette Lewis so i'm diggin' Juliette & The Licks at the moment as well.I do love my music though and i also dig some of the old rock and roll stuff like Little Richard, Chuck Berry and stuff like that.Oh and of course Elvis is the King.

Movies:

I only really dig comedies. I don't really like being scared and get bored at thrillers and things like that. Some Quality films are things like Old School, Don't be a menace to society, Friday, Me, Myself & Irene, Anchorman and Team America (Fuck Yeah!).Some other good none comedy films are Moonwalker (MJ'S finest hour), The Labrynth (David Bowie at his lycra clad best), the Back to the Future trilogy.

Television:

Any comedies really, Max and Paddy's, Two Pints of Larger, Little Britain and stuff like that.

Books:

David Gemmell is the best author ever so all of his offerings are a good read. David Ike also writes some really, really funny stuff but i'm not sure that it's meant to be funny. But at the end of the day, anybody who thinks that the world is being run by lizard people gets my vote.That reminds me, beware of the lizard people. They're everywhere!

Heroes:

Ultimate Warrior, Steve Bull (MBE), Dalai Lama, David Bowie, John Lennon, Robert Plant, Peter kay, Frank the Tank (from Old School), Paul McCartney, Lionel Ritchie and of course RON BURGUNDY!