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Spasmosynthetics

It Is The Night Of Demons

About Me

I'm a Brit who grew up in Canada and now lives in Auckland, NZ. Black humor is insanely funny, especially when it offends the easily offended. I am a Noizz/Industrial afficionado, and not really interested in hearing what your favorite bands are, because they are not as good as mine. University is a colossal waste of time. Big fan of social darwinism - most humans are scum and capable of ridiculous acts of stupidity. For the record, I dislike myspace, but am forced to use it because everyone else seems to - livejournal is better (http://silentwar.livejournal.com).

My Interests

Death. Binge drinking. Mass Destruction. Making people feel socially uncomfortable. Sunday tea parties with the girls. Conspiracy theories involving myself and Richard Nixon. The smell of fresh napalm in the morning. Eating baby bats. Silly hats. Anything mechanical that has been designed to cut such as a chain or circular saw. Botched surgery stories involving amputations. Calenders that feature kittens running through meadows. No Limit Texas Holdem. Necrophilia fan fiction starring the Olsen Twins. Vivisection of Small Children. The Ongoing Hilarity Known as Scientology.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to get their damn drink on and not give a crap. Anyone willing to buy me a drink or six. Richard Nixon - I will use a ouiji board if I have to. Always interested in good electronic/industrial/noizz bands - I'm always looking for new and interesting noizz.

Music:

Powernoise, Dark Ambient, Industrial, Electronoise, EBM, Some Death & Black Metal

Movies:

Cheerleader Autopsy, Scarface, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Snatch, Taxi Driver, Memento, Equilibrium, American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Old Skool, Dodgeball, Anchorman, I Spit on Your Grave!, Hellraiser, The Omen, Oceans 11/12/13, Sexy Beast, The Machinist, 300, Borat, V for Vendetta, Children of Men, The Matrix, Se7en

Television:

Lost, Simpsons, Carnivale, Blade, Jericho, Prison Break, Heroes, 24, Stargate Atlantis, Top Gear, Battlestar Galactica, Rome, Oz, Criminal Intent, WSOP, WWE, CSI, Little Mosque on the Prarie, Veronica Mars, Ridiculous ESPN "Sports" shows for teh lulz, War Documentaries, Mythbusters, Conservative FOX Prpoaghanda,

Books:

I don't read, its too time consuming and people who read too much think they are psuedo-intellectuals anyways. I'd rather wait for a movie adaptation.

Heroes:

Joseph Stalin, cEvin Key, Yone Dudas, Masami Akita, Al Jourgensen, Jim Goad, Boyd Rice, Douglas Pierce, Augustus Pinochet, Charles Darwin, Herman Goerring, Adolf Hitler, Richard Nixon

My Blog

"sir, do you realize you are urinating on a church?"

why do all the "quiet" evenings end up being the most insane?last night i went to nick and sarahs while we worked out what to do with our evening. many vodkas into the night moogz lets us know theres ...
Posted by Spasmosynthetics on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

the past 2 weeks

i am not dead, it is mid festivus and things are happening everywhere and i am too busy to update. "yeah, thats right."the previous weekend i:friday night: augh, cant remember. i got really, really dr...
Posted by Spasmosynthetics on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

THE THIEVERZ OF CHEEZBURGERZ

saturday night i went to a party at hayleys flat, got nicely toasted with her and a very sweet little baby bat friend Lubya. nothing exceptional happened until after i left the party at around 4am.. d...
Posted by Spasmosynthetics on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

ok fresh start.. ill try this time i promise

ive promised people i will give this myspace thing a proper effort instead of it just existing for the sake of existing. i will post some updates in the coming days about wild drunken antics, partying...
Posted by Spasmosynthetics on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

i dont update this

If you really want to read what I have to say, visit my livejournal:http://www.livejournal.com/users/silentwar/
Posted by Spasmosynthetics on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST