Go pOO already....sHIT |
..> We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those Who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide ...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:25:00 PST |
Beans, Beans the musical Fruit |
*One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke do...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST |
Freeking Vanentine's Day. |
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Your Candy Heart Says "My Way"
..http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz /my-way.jpg" height="100" width="100">You love to be in love, as long as it means being showered with...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST |
hahah Yea..Too All YOu FINE motherf**kers...hahah |
When it comes to fine guys, it can be hard to figure out their status...1. If a fine guy is too damn fine, he's probably a homo.2. If a fine guy looks prettier than you, he's DEFINITELY a homo.3. If a...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST |
My random ass shits....soon to be headline. |
Tell me, and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'll understand." - Confucius"
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST |
THINK |
"i'm not perfect, and i'm not trying to be. i'm simply trying to be the best ME i can be." Thought provoking.
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST |
HAHAHAHAH and THIS remindes ME of Whats His FACe... |
I tried to tell you I love youBut the words were hard to find.I'm always thinking about youYou're the only one on my mind.Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my faceI should learn to laugh and not t...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:14:00 PST |
The cucumber, pickle , and a penis..... |
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sittin around talkin bout how their lives sucked. The cucumber said " Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, n juicy, they cut me up n stick me on a salad...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST |
I ASKED YOU.................. |
I asked you if i was pretty... you said noI asked you if you liked me... you said noI asked you if i left if you would cry... you said noSo as i turned to walk away, you grabbed me by the arm and said...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST |
Men..cant live with 'em and can't live with 'em..hahahah I had to make this a blog.... |
Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's...
Posted by MeLLo JeLLo sUnShiNe MuFFin on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST |
