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Do you think I'm sexy?

Your a MILF I'm a DYLF, Lets get together and ILF!!!!

About Me

How can I describe myself w/o sounding like I'm sucking my own dick....hhmm? I think that I'm dependable, but my riends say I'm not. Just because I dont show up once in a while. Just remember I'm there when it really counts. I seem to always be caught in the middle because I wont take sides!!!! I'm damned if I do, damned if I dont. If we've been friends for more than 2 or 3 years let it be known that I love ya and your probably family to me. Family is really important to me. It's the ONLY thing that matters to me with LOYALTY a close 2nd. Wow! Sounds like I just met all requirments to turn in this "About Me" Homework assignment. Hey it took some thought OK! To my friends I'd like to hear what you think about me so describe me. Aight???THIS PAGE HAS BEEN EDITED BY: ALENA CANAVESIO...!!!!!Oh and if you delete me, dont come crawling back....it's sooooo unattractive. nice tits or not, your not getting added back lol!!!
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My Interests

Love MUSIC first and foremost, I wouldn't be alive or sane today if I didnt have it in my life. Film and movies come in at a close 2nd. Love Comics, video games, and all that childish shit. Cause lets face it, TOYS "R" US wrote their jingle just for me! On the relationship front, Hmm I'm not really looking, but at the same time I'm not running away. I'm interested in all women that actually say yes!! Ok wait!! In all fairness...I had 5 shots of Jaeger and that dude looked hot!!!

I'd like to meet:

Other musicians, artist , and you. NOT you, damn it. The other Dumb ass. Ok Ok maybe just you. then again not...

Music:

Peeping Tom, General Patton vs. the X-ecutioners, Machine Head! DEATH ANGEL, All time highs, AFI, Ani DiFranco, Avenged Sevenfold, 50 cent, T.I (Boing!), Necro, lil Jon, South Park Mexican, Anything Swisha House (What up screw?),Hank III (Threeeeeeeeee!!!)& Assjack, Warrior Soul,Shai, Keith Sweat, Ludacriss, Faith No More,The Distillers, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Tomohawk, (did I mention mike patton?), Cradle of Filth, Type O Negative, Metallica, Superjoint Ritual, Viking Crown, Pantera, AGGRAVATED , DOWN, C.O.C., Crowbar, Del , Blackalicious, N.W.A, BANE, Kanye West, Westside Connection, Grade 8, Insolence, Ill Nino, GWAR!!!!!, DBX, Guns & Roses, Tupac, White Zombie, Tool, Ice Cube, Ice T, Korn, The Mars Volta, At the Drive-Inn, Rancid, Danzig, Misfits old/new, Samhain, Son of Sam, Aphexx Twin, Usher, LA guns, Linkin Park, Coal Chamber, Flotsam & Jetsam, Chilli Peppers, Tenacious D, Wicked Cricket Troublemaker, A.C. Chill, Biggie Smalls, Outkast, Lighter Shade of Brown, Malascho ,Offspring, Tori Amos, The Organization Sf,Green Day, Frank Black, Aaliyah, Trinity Garden, E.S.G., Street Military, Bam, Al-D, K-Rino, Point Blank, Klondike, Botany, Tom Petty, A Perfect Circle, Chevelle, Al DiMeola,Prodigy, Zach Wylde, Pride and Glory, Lynard Skynard, King Diamond, Staind, The Crystal Method Merciful Fate, Led Zepplin, VoiVod, NIN, Queensryche, Journey, The Pharcyde, Cypress Hill, Vanilla Ice, Faster Pussycat, Black Label Society, Static-X, Brujeria, Mana, Enanitos Verdes, Fey, Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks, Roxx Gang, W.A.S.P, Wu Tang, Queens of the Stone Age, WC, DJ Skrew, Eightball and MJG, Anthrax,Nirvana, Nick Cave and the bad seeds, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Blackstreet, Mack 10, Tribe Called Quest, Rammstein, Pearl Jam, Hed (p.e.), A.C., Candlebox, Megadeth, Conjuration, Vio-lence, EyeHateGod, S.O.D., M.O.D., Vain, Testament, Ozzy, Prong, Sepultura, Soulfly, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, Motley Crue, Savatage, I guess you get the point right?

Movies:

Shogun Assassins, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Kill Bill , Donnie Darko, Star Wars OT and Prequels, Kevin Smith flicks, Hidden Fortress, Yojimbu, Wes anderson Flicks, The Beast, Old school, Unbreakable, American Splendor, One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest, Conan the Barbarian and Destroyer, Evenhand, Spiderman, X-men, Batman, Pee-wee's Big Adventure Or anything Tim Burton, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Original and New Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead Trilogy, Hellraiser, Bourne Identity, Friday, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Boondock Saints, Half Baked, A.I., 3.14, The Salton Sea, Scarface, Thief of Hearts, The Usual Suspects, Dr. Strangelove, The Killers, Escape from N.Y., Requiem for a Dream, Memento, Lost in Translation, Magnolia, Legends of The Fall, Crouching Tiger...., TRON, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, True Romance, Black Hawk Down, A Guy Thing, Joy Luck Club (damn you eileen), NottingHill, Blast From The Past, As Good as it Gets, the list goes on and on.

Television:

Smallville, The Sureal Life 2, Insomniac with Dave Attel, The Joe Schmoe Show I and II, The Racheal Ray cooking show (shes my ultimate wonder woman), MTV, VHI, Spike TV, Cartoon Network, Howard Stern, Star Wars Animated Series, WWE, Real World, MXC, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Friends, News Radio, Married W/ Children, Simpsons, 7 days, Seinfeld.

Books:

COOOOMMMMMMIIIIIICCCCCSSS!! Frank Miller, 30 days of Night, Clive Barker, The art of murder and storm, The long road out of hell, Anarchist cookbook, anything curt hands me to read.

Heroes:

My brother Luis, My sister Ermy. And last but not least my all time HERO SD "Snake" Plissken!!!

My Blog

Last night

Last night.....Last night I think I was a dirty whore. At least I imagined I was. he he he Am I going crazy? bwahahahahahahahaha   hugh lane?
Posted by Alex on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

Last night

Last night.....Last night I think I was a dirty whore. At least I imagined I was. he he he Am I going crazy? bwahahahahahahahaha   hugh lane?
Posted by Alex on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

Too Late to patch things up.

I am now alone. Nobody to tell me what to do, what to say, how to act, how to live. I'm free!
Posted by Alex on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:39:00 PST

I need more clean and sober friends

If your one of the friends from back in the "daze" ...I'm sorry but I need to do this for me. I am trying and some of you just arent helping things. For the shit talkers...Whatever! Thats why I contin...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

One liners

Jess put up this bulletin and I thought it was funny   What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the d...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

Do I look that desperate?

I just got 8 messages from these fake accounts of hot chics wanting to chat. I know your bots it's obvious your bots. Your fucking lame. I know I'm not brad pits but find someone who looks like ...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST

This night has opened my eyes.

Why do I blog song lyrics I dont know. In this case this one means something to me.   In a river the colour of leadImmerse the baby's headWrap her up in the News Of The WorldDump her on a doorst...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

T.H.Y.A.B.I.H.Y.A. (inside joke)

I guess if you read this blog your in on the joke. T.H.Y.A.B.I.H.Y.A. = They have your attention but I have your affection. I guess you'd have to look at the profile of the person I left this for to b...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

Why the hell am I your buddy.

I think thats bullshit. If we are such Good friends why is it that I cant leave comments on your fucking page. What a whore (even tho I havent been inside you in what seems to be ages) j/p really that...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

Rock 'N Roll never felt so good

I met her at a donkey showShe was minutes past 13Sucking on a cherry Yoo HooReading "Nugget" magazineCum splattered tube-topScrawny pre-pube titsThen I saw she was a quadraplechickAnd I said baby you'...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST