lanky - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have one skill -- frequent masturbation. I am a compulsive masturbator. I masturbate, then when i'm done masturbating...i masturbate some more. YA heard?

My Interests

I won't drink tap water...you know what's in that shit bitch?

I'd like to meet:

the Wu Tang clan.

Music:

Neil Diamond, Barry White, and the Spice Girls

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy