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Well, that was rather roundabout. Anyway, here's me in general: I like movies, writing, games, hanging out with friends, and bitching about working for one of the shadiest businesses in recent history that you're probably unaware of. What I don't like is stupid people because I am allergic to them. The problem is, stupid people are everywhere, and as a result, my entire vessel has turned into one giant hive. Sex comes closest to curing this problem...
Cool people...
...Okay, maybe I'm being too broad. As long as you're not a total psycho, then I guess you're cool.
Otherwise, these are a general list of people I'd love to work with: the 'Arrested Development' team (Mitch Hurwitz, Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, Jessica Walter, David Cross, Jeffrey Tambor, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, and Portia di Rossi), Tim Robbins (most underrated actor overall, even with the Oscar), Alan Ball, Frank Darabont, Thomas Newman, Terry Gilliam, Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Sam Mendes, Martin Scorcese, Clint Eastwood, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Alfonso Cuaron, Spike Jonze, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez (separately or simultaneously, doesn't matter), James Cameron, John Woo, David Wain, Takashi Miike, Jessica Alba (my beautiful future ex-wife), Robert DeNiro, Edward Norton, Cate Blanchett, Morgan Freeman, Robert Downey, Jr., Johnny Depp, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Natalie Portman, Elisha Cuthbert (the other beautiful future ex-wife), Lemony Snicket (wherever he's hiding, just need to clarify some things), Samuel L. Jackson (who doesn't?), Clive Owen, Dave Chappelle, Ron Livingston (should've gotten an Oscar nom for 'Office Space'), David Herman (SEVERELY underappreciated, even moreso than David Cross), Bob Odenkirk, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone...
I'm willing to work for free if I can get a decent role or position...
And while I'm at it, why not that girl called 'summercusp' in those infectious 'True' ads? Yeah, I'd LOVE to get to know her, regardless of the fact that she's probably lying about her age (wasn't she 21 years old last year as well?) and that she's probably engaged at the very least...
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You have the Triforce of courage and are very brave, you also have a taste for the color green and rescuing chicks from big green dudes.
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HONORABLE MENTIONS...
You scored as Michael. You are an all-around good person. You just want to do what's right for your family and the business.
Michael
Tobias
G.O.B.
George Michael
Buster
Maeby
George, Sr.
Lindsay
Lucille
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, Sin City by Frank Miller, Stephen King
Which Killer7 assassin are you?
You are Dan Smith
My heroes: Will Arnett, Tim Robbins, Thomas Newman, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Matt Groening, Lewis Black, Frank Darabont, Suda 51, Shinji Mikami, Hiroyuki Kobayashi, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Megaman, Chuck Palahniuk, Mitch Hurwitz, Seth McFarlane, and of course, my parents...and my sister (I can openly admit, she's done well, thus far)