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Krevens

I've made a huge mistake...

About Me

I'm Krevens, and I fancy myself as 'Awesome'. If you are viewing this page, chances are you fancy fairly awesome things and/or people. Lucky you...

And now, a quote from the greatest movie ever made, 'The Shawshank Redemption: 'Remember, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.'

I also have a Facebook , if you want to find me that way, too...

And, if you have a Wii and you want to keep in touch that way, then here you go...

My Interests

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Click here if you love sodomy!
(Nobody fucks you up the ass harder...)

Create your own Friend Quiz here

Well, that was rather roundabout. Anyway, here's me in general: I like movies, writing, games, hanging out with friends, and bitching about working for one of the shadiest businesses in recent history that you're probably unaware of. What I don't like is stupid people because I am allergic to them. The problem is, stupid people are everywhere, and as a result, my entire vessel has turned into one giant hive. Sex comes closest to curing this problem...

I'd like to meet:



Cool people...

...Okay, maybe I'm being too broad. As long as you're not a total psycho, then I guess you're cool.

Otherwise, these are a general list of people I'd love to work with: the 'Arrested Development' team (Mitch Hurwitz, Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, Jessica Walter, David Cross, Jeffrey Tambor, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, and Portia di Rossi), Tim Robbins (most underrated actor overall, even with the Oscar), Alan Ball, Frank Darabont, Thomas Newman, Terry Gilliam, Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Sam Mendes, Martin Scorcese, Clint Eastwood, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Alfonso Cuaron, Spike Jonze, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez (separately or simultaneously, doesn't matter), James Cameron, John Woo, David Wain, Takashi Miike, Jessica Alba (my beautiful future ex-wife), Robert DeNiro, Edward Norton, Cate Blanchett, Morgan Freeman, Robert Downey, Jr., Johnny Depp, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Natalie Portman, Elisha Cuthbert (the other beautiful future ex-wife), Lemony Snicket (wherever he's hiding, just need to clarify some things), Samuel L. Jackson (who doesn't?), Clive Owen, Dave Chappelle, Ron Livingston (should've gotten an Oscar nom for 'Office Space'), David Herman (SEVERELY underappreciated, even moreso than David Cross), Bob Odenkirk, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone...

I'm willing to work for free if I can get a decent role or position...

And while I'm at it, why not that girl called 'summercusp' in those infectious 'True' ads? Yeah, I'd LOVE to get to know her, regardless of the fact that she's probably lying about her age (wasn't she 21 years old last year as well?) and that she's probably engaged at the very least...

You Are Link!
You have the Triforce of courage and are very brave, you also have a taste for the color green and rescuing chicks from big green dudes.

Music:


 

Movies:



HONORABLE MENTIONS...


The list goes on and on...

Television:


You scored as Michael. You are an all-around good person. You just want to do what's right for your family and the business.

Michael


88%

Tobias


63%

G.O.B.


63%

George Michael


50%

Buster


50%

Maeby


38%

George, Sr.


38%

Lindsay


31%

Lucille


25%
"Arrested Development": Which Character Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com 'Arrested Development' (if you haven't figured that out by now), 'South Park', 'Family Guy', 'Simpsons', 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia', 'Chappelle's Show', 'Six Feet Under', 'Flight of the Conchords', 'Mr. Show', 'Freak Show', 'The Boondocks'

www.clarkandmichael.com

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, Sin City by Frank Miller, Stephen King

Heroes:

Which Killer7 assassin are you?
You are Dan Smith

My heroes: Will Arnett, Tim Robbins, Thomas Newman, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Matt Groening, Lewis Black, Frank Darabont, Suda 51, Shinji Mikami, Hiroyuki Kobayashi, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Megaman, Chuck Palahniuk, Mitch Hurwitz, Seth McFarlane, and of course, my parents...and my sister (I can openly admit, she's done well, thus far)

My Blog

One goal is almost complete

If someone sees this person in passing, please pass along this message from me: You're not the next Marilyn Monroe, you're just Mississippi trailer trash, and so is everyone distinctly involved with ...
Posted by Krevens on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:47:00 PST

Online Access

Note: This blog is specifically for Blockbuster employees who may find themselves bored out of their minds at times. To access the Internet from the laptops at Blockbuster, follow these instructions: ...
Posted by Krevens on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:14:00 PST

This is FOR REAL

Here's a good trick question to joggle your minds...or, at the very least, one to see if you're smarter than the host of a game show testing inbred morons if they're smarter than grade schoolers... In...
Posted by Krevens on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

My Life...In Obscure Picture Representation

1. Take your answer to each question and type it into Google Image Search.2. Post one of the images from the first page of results.____________________________________________________ _________ 1. The ...
Posted by Krevens on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:20:00 PST

Time to go to the Sense Store to Buy a Hint

pol·i·cy  noun, plural -cies. .. minmax_bound="true"> 1. a definite course of action adopted for the sake of expediency, facility, etc.: We have a new company policy...> Okay, now I'm no...
Posted by Krevens on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

Arrested Development 101

I swear, I probably could teach a college course on this class, I can't stop it with this show... ***  SPOILER ALERT!!!  ***  SPOILER ALERT!!!  ***  SPOILER ALERT!!! ...
Posted by Krevens on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST

Dirty Sanchez

Okay, well, I should say that the title of this blog does not pertain to the term most are familiar with...not entirely.  Rather, it's the name of a movie we just received not too long ago at Blo...
Posted by Krevens on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

Ouroboros

We are in a state of devouring our own tails... This isn't something I've come to understand just recently.  Rather, this is the only time I felt like I knew how to write about this issue we're h...
Posted by Krevens on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST

NaziSpace

Alright, I've just received a notice claiming that one of the videos I uploaded months ago (in November) infringes on the rights of the copyright owner. Okay, that sucks.  So I posted the trailer...
Posted by Krevens on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

Kevin Smith may have been onto something...

...because this is also too true... This could seriously be a part of Michael Moore's future documentary......
Posted by Krevens on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST