Jesus, Buddha, Einstein, Johnny Cash, George Lucas, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Bruce Lee, Bush (to ask WTF?), Bill Gates (to give a proper slap in the face, or a pie), Lloyd Kaufman, Andy Kaufman, Michael Moore, Bruce Campbell (well, I kind of did, see my blog for details), Andy Griffith, Jon Stewart, this list is long and varied, I even put fictional characters like Hellboy on the list, 'cause let's face it, who hasn't wanted to meet a superhero once in their lives?
As for the rest of the time, when I'm not daydreaming about celebrities and superheroes, I just want to find someone who understands the finer things in life, like sugar. Someone who will "get" my inane ramblings about life, the universe, and everything. Someone who likes to watch movies, then discuss them over pie. They must be at least somewhat knowledgeable about my random quotes from obscure films (or be willing to watch those films so they will get said quotes). And finally, I want to meet someone who believes that we are not alone in the universe, there are things that go bump in the night, and there is some kind of life after death (whether it be heaven, hell, reincarnation, Valhalla, the elysian fields, or the back of the hale-bop comet [but please, don't make any kool-aid]).
Is that too much to ask for?
I mentioned him before, but this guy right here deserves a double mention:
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