Stanâ„¢

My name is Stan Marsh, I live in South Park, Colorado and enjoy hanging out with my best friends Kyle and Kenny. I have a dog named Sparky who is a homo, but he is one kick ass dog besides that! I live with my mom, dad, and my ugly stupid sister Shelly. I am a big fan of the Denver Broncos, and enjoy playing football at school. Fatass Cartman is an idiot. I hate it when he follows us with his fucked up ideas. He sucks ass, but he can be funny sometimes.