You say you like artistic stuff. You know, pretty stuff, you know stuff, stuff that means something, coffee stains, the smell of rain, lazy Sundays. Well I don't like that stuff. Nope, pretentious I am not. Coffee stains stain, the smell of rain is polluted and, well, lazy Sundays? Lazy Sundays are when I remember that this site exists. I hate all your silly poetic things, admit it, you like parties, alcohol, drugs, friends, your boyfriends, girlfriends, one night stands, love, fighting, food, cinemas, your music collection, blowjobs, rimjobs, boobjobs any jobs as long as they're not Saturday jobs. You love all that stuff. Don't you? Yes you do, I knew you did. I don't though, nope I don't. I like wet beaches and gasoline rainbows. Suck it. Suck it hard!!
Jazz-Addled history nerd, 26, seeks wallflower dandy for museum adventures & dressing up. London. Box 697381oorrr...there's always Sophie and Asha.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I used to work in the record store. I had everything before anyone. I was there in the Paradise Garage DJ booth with Larry Levan. I was there in Jamaica during the great sound clashes. I woke up naked on the beach in Ibiza in 1988.But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent. And they're actually really, really nice.I'm losing my edge.I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody. Every great song by the Beach Boys. All the underground hits. All the Modern Lovers tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Niagra record on German import. I heard that you have a white label of every seminal Detroit techno hit - 1985, '86, '87. I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables. I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.But have you seen my records?
MTV BBC2 Channel 4, is on til 6 in the morning, then at 6 in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bed time..
Books kill trees."Books are for fags".
Your mum.