I knew from day one I was put on this earth for a specific reason. Not for the reason presumed by most, I am not just here to be an entertainer, or eye candy. Rather, I am here for a bigger more fulfilling purpose, to be as BA (bad ass) as possible. Of course for most this is not an easy task, but as I have been so delicatley placed on this planet to do so it seems to come natural. Although I wake up every morning the same as the rest of the population of our globe one thing is different, I am special, and most are not. Am I arrogant to believe this? No, but one is ignorant to not believe, which in turn just adds to my being bad ass. In troubling times when I am losing faith in my ability, my power, my strength, my bad assnicity I ask myself "what more can I do". It seems that at a certain point I there is no more I can do, there is no more bad ass one man can be, but that is when I look inside myself, deep inside, and sometimes use a mirror because that which lies on the outside is just as beatiful, if not more so than what is on the inside. Usually at this point I get lost in the mirror, my chizzled features smiling back into my eyes seducing me into a trance. It is at this moment I realize what it is to truly be bad ass, it is to be as clever as the ocean is blue, to be as insightful as an old man with lots of life long experiences that would contribute to his insightfulness. To be as understanding as the chicken who knows his fate, but accepts the food chain and his lower position which entitles human to kill him, and eat upon his breast, thighs and wings. It is to be as sharp as cheddar, as fast as the heart rate of a humming bird. It is to be as beautiful as a heard of mountain goats, or the song sung by some type of singing bird, or a popular attractive celebrity. All qualities I realized in that moment I possessed. Awe strucken by my discovery, I sat down and began to panic, had my lifes ambitions already been accomplished by the tender age of 23? What am I supposed to do now having already reached my peek of Bad assnicity? That brings me to now, my newest mission in life, to spread all that it is bad ass to those seeking all it entail's, its glory and its power. I thank those of you who read this entire message that is practically my life in a nutshell, and must say you are welcome, for giving you the oppurtunity to read, about greatness, and bad assness, and me. Youre welcome.....you..are.......welcome. tear.
