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About Me

What can i say about myself that the scripture hasnt already said of other angels.. I wasnt born i just came to be.. One moment nothing the next a god amongst men. In real life i drink to much milk and get yelled at by my mom and brother. I dont have a job i dont have a phone i dont have a car.. I did have some love spell but i ran out now i just smell horrible. When im not working out and or helping the blind cross the street i drink until i think people like me only to find the next morning i made a fool of myself and have to say sorry to many a face.. So in closing get bent.. Ps im swell
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My Interests

Everyone looks the same yet acts famous.. Everyone talks the same but pretends to be diffrent.. I blame myspace for the new crop of assholes that now seem to run the world with their tight pants asshole man bags and stupid ass hair cuts.. But on the plus side my dick is so gross looking i cant stand to be alone with it..

I'd like to meet:

Living Superman- Dead William Wallace. Also the person who can tame the wild fire that is my soul and capture the true love that is my heart. Or a bitch who can suck a mean dick..

Music:

I like alot of music i like hearing music play from speakers in places where im close enough to hear it i dont like hooking speakers to my nads and putting them in water i dont like it when music chases me around my yard with a rake i do enjoy when music pets my hair and calls me pretty i dont like when music cuts my hair off and glues it to my face.

Movies:

In the year of our lord 1314 patriots of scotland starving and outnumberd charged the feilds of bannock burn they fought like warrior poets they fought like scotsman and won their freedom... Yeah thats right i said that shit bitch deal with it.

Television:

Tv is good sometimes but i think the most fun is watching one of those mtv shows and getting so fucking mad i wanna burn my house down with me still inside... Though tv does show me boobs sometimes and we all know we couldnt live without TITS! Hot Checkkkkksssssszzzzz

Books:

Books are good i read them sometimes sometimes they read me. Sometimes we knife fight sometimes we walk hand in hand into the sunset. You never know what books are going to do next.. Last night i came home and found my book free basing pubic hair and coke in my room.. You never know where they will take you...

Heroes:

Henry Chinaski from Ham On Rye.... Read that shit bitches

My Blog

The cat in the wall and other true stories

So the other day im hearing strang nosies as i try to slumber lost in my bed.. Many a pillow to rest my head, When out of the silence a noise came to me made of devilish delights as anyone could see. ...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:31:00 PST

God damn the years go fast

It was just a year ago i was getting ready to move to san diego.. It was just a year ago i drank the most i ever did in my life and thought i was going to die thanks to jakes two 5ths in an hour and a...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

Dear russian bitch who lives behind me.

Get bent!! I hope i run your fucking miserable kids over when im backing out and i hope your watching.. I seriously am debating beating the shit out of your little kids... All 14 of them.. Your a horr...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is

666 is the day ol smelly satan has come to us in number form haha whatever that crazy devil what wont he do.. I hear the odds of us all living this day out are good in fact the odds that all thin...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST

Welcome to hell bitches

Da Jon Bomb is now 21 and can get his crunk on till the break of dawn... or 230 am either way im thinking of looking into becoming a power drinker or a model.. Im just not sure yet but either way i su...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:56:00 PST

The Countdown Has Begun

My Dearest Friends boner eaters and wop beaters my days are numberd. For the doctors are taking leave i know this may send chills to your bones and shatter your soul but it has come time.. As of Novem...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:00:00 PST

A fallen hero has left us today

For those of you who new her you new she kicked ass and took no shit if you touched her feet.. For those who shit she pissed or shit on you knew you had it coming.. But today at 4pm Megan The Blind wa...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:16:00 PST

God damn it take a look its in a book a reading rainbow

Hey bitches go to www.Fivetorise.com than click on crew click on ian shaw click on personal reals and pick vambikers and the sweetness shall flow like wine watch the movie or fuck off you might know ...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its all over bitches

Today i lost my internet so its all done for me it was good while it lasted bitches my four years are over and i lost i fear this is the end for me but dont fear my sweets i will find a way to add my ...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bush wins we all lose

Thanks you all you worthless piles of fucking shit who voted for bush because of you we have another 4 years of a preisdent with the worst record to date i hate god and i hate you all. I hope we all g...
Posted by Get fucked four eyes! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST