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About Me

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My Interests

Guessing how long it will take for pirates to become cool again. Also showing off the wicked ninja skills I convinced myself I have.

I'd like to meet:

Every person I haven't met yet. Except the ones I don't. Also, a catfish that can swim through the air and that dish that ran away with the spoon.

Music:

Classic rock, old punk, grunge, ska, heavy metal, blues-rock, psychadelic rock, and Rufus Wainwright.

Movies:

Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarrantino stuff. Also Scorsese, Stone, Burton, and the like.

Television:

South Park, the Daily Show, almost anything on Comedy Central. Old bad movies on USA network, Adult Swim, Letterman and Ferguson, Conan, and so on.

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut, Salinger, Orwell. Philosophy in general is pretty interesting stuff.

Heroes:

Cobain, the guy who invented the pet rock, Nikola Tesla, and anyone who gets paid ludicrous amounts of money for doing stuff that is excessively easy, fun, or both.

My Blog

Musings I wrote down in High School

*I'd like to go to Jebediah's Discount College of Furby Construction and Army Men Design in Witchita, Kansas. *When I die, I'd like to be buried in a shallow grave just above all my pets, so they reme...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

Smells of Pine

Her green plastic watering canFor her fake chinese rubber plantIn fake plastic earth.That she bought from a rubber manIn a town full of rubber plantsJust to get rid of itself.And it wears her out, it ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

Words

cigarettes and chocolate milkthese are just a couple of my cravingseverything it seems i like's a little bit strongera little bit thickera little bit harmful for meif i should buy jellybeanshave to ea...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST