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Kealohanui

Would'nt it suck to be a giraffe with a sore throat?

About Me

My BUTT IS BIG and round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges have made it rounder but not smaller and thats just fine. Its a space heater for my side of the bed. Its my ambassador to those who walk behind me. Its a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and thats just fine and those who might scorn it are invited to KISS IT!Basically Im just trying to figure out how to live life with the most smiles. I feel like anything that isnt making you happy isnt really worth while. I understand that there are always rough spots in the road and there are sacrifices to make, and sometimes in life I forget that you do have choices.. you can either smooth the path for yourself, or you can find a new route, neither is easy but it does mean that you are never forced to keep travleing the same road and that is something of a relief. Anyone can change their current situation. Friends and family are the most important thing in my life because they are my support system. I couldnt get through a thing without them.

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My Interests

Home...being Hawaii. The beach, swimming at Richardsons rain or shine. Love having salt water hair after the beach and feeling the heat from a day in the sun radiate off my body. Love working out at the gym with Jimmie, Tammy and Hebbah...Some of the BEST PEOPLE EVER!!! Love driving to the beach with good company, and good reggae wearing only my bathing suit. Love hanging out with old friends and remembering how much you love them. HUGS, HUGS, and more HUGS!!! Cuddling. Laughing really hard. A good jog where you are so lost in thought you forget you are jogging. Finding out my niece asked where I was. Good food: Ice cream, lilikoi, sushi and mochi....chocolate is always good too. Love a good beer, or glass of wine. Red when its cold, white if its hot out. Love to dance the night away. Making new friends cause you can never have too many. Honest people with good intentions. Smiling.

I'd like to meet:

anyone as long as they are not negative or inconsiderate....those people are a waste of time.

Music:

Im not really sure I can narrow it down...I always find at least one song in every genre that I like....as much as I hate to admit, there are even country songs that I like...but that is VERY rare. Ill leave the boot scootn' boogie-ing to those down home country folk. My favorites have to be Reggae of course...cause Im an Island girl at heart, and I also really like Hip hop. Love mellow stuff too....music that makes me think...stuff with good lyrics that I can ponder, or relate to.

Movies:

Forrest Gump is my all time favorite! When Harry met Sally, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Kung Fu Hustle, RENT, Just like Heaven.

Television:

Family guy, Oprah (we all need some inspiration from time to time), curb your enthusiasm (hope I spelled that correctly), Dog the Bounty Hunter (only so I can see if I recognize the location and so I can get my dose of pigeon when I am away from home). Sex and the City and 24.

Books:

Angels and Demons, Shes come undone, The Celestine Prophecy, The Tao of Pooh, Its not easy being green... and other things to consider, and any other book that will put you in a good mood.

Heroes:

My mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

How to achieve a beatiful new butt...even with a full time job and PMS.

  Ive decided that a full time job along with being a woman (PMS) will wear you out and make you just want to sit on your butt all day.  While I have decided that si...
Posted by Kealohanui on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

Halloween...what a great time to go out in your undies!!

So it was Halloween and costumes were expensive...no wonder so many girls go naked!!!  Who wants to pay 95 dollars to be cat woman when you can just buy a pair of wings to wear with your cutest pair o...
Posted by Kealohanui on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST

Orlando is such a fun place!

What a perfect place to act like your five! Here we are....acting like were five! We met some Europeans....who had this to say:  Guy on left:  "So where you girls from?" Gloria: "Im from ...
Posted by Kealohanui on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:39:00 PST