monkeyoutlook.com

Hello and warm greetings from monkeyoutlook.com. Of course, my name is “The Monkey” and I am sure the pleasure is all yours to make my acquaintance. If you are at all an appreciator of the arts; you make recognize me from my hijinx in “Who flung the Pooh” and “Who’s flinging Pooh now….bad Monkey, no Banana”. These films have made me wildly famous in zoo bathing holes, and helped me to achieve cult status that brought me to the doors of the Nevermind ranch. Bubble’s is quite a dolt; however, the human was quite interesting.I digress; my formative years were spent jumping from vine to vine in an attempt to find that perfect tree. Each tree and vine offering exciting and sometimes painful experience, did you know that grub worms from Zimbawa give you the most awful case of the Wind. I would compare my work ethic to that of the Tanzanian Monk Turtle, always moving slow and not much for getting anything done.As for relationships, I have never understood those shifty penguins. Marriage for life, I would rather mustard my tale, place it in a bun, and offer it to the tigers. However, I have followed the age old wisdom of “When in Rome”. Such as the time when I was held over in customs on passage from my winter home in Costa Rica bound for my stint as a Grinder in New Orleans. After a long and restful winter, the lure of new employment and adventure was invigorating. Little did I know that awaiting me in Customs was a red assed orangutan with pouty lips and a raging case of the heat. Summer love happened so fast, the rash clearing happened so slow.My formal education is a combination of Higher learning at the Simian Institute of Knowledge, with a degree in History and Homo-sapian entertainment, and many thousands of miles on the road and more jobs than O’neills in an irish phone book.In my downtime, I spend most time pondering the universe and my place in it………That being said, I will share with you my Outlook on life. Please enter at your own risk, I only promise to offend and enlighten your cerebral cortex with profound and Out of the box thinking.