PRE CORPSE CLUB

WE LIKE TO EAT TOAST DRIVE FAST CARS AND PLAY OLD EQUIPMENT LOUD!hello - Billy here - Ill tell you a little about us - we live together in a squated funeral parlour just south of Berlin - no one knows we are here and we have managed to stay here for the past 7 months!- we all originally came from a small town in Korea - orphans- we grew up together in an orphanage not knowing our family so we kind of became one when we discovered a motorhead cassette on the street around the age of 9 years old - in fact we dont actually know whos the oldest out of us as all our birthdates are unknown, but basically that motorhead tape became our bible - last year we stowed away on a boat hopeing to go to America as we learnt english from an old American woman who lived in our village, but we ended up on the wrong ship and arrived in Hamburg - fuckin weird but we got used to the idea pretty quick when we found some instruments the following day in an abanded petrol station cellar - Hopper Cape Mustang is our bass player - she talks to the animals so we dont eat them - she was given an old 1969 Ford Mustang by a rich German guy about 3 days after we arrived in Hamburg - he died under mysterious circumstances the following week and Hopper had the car so thats how we get round to gigs - in Hoppers Mustang. Grub Fisher is our drummer - we call him grub because he is a Grub - hes deaf in one ear so hits the drums extra hard when he plays on the right hand side of the kit - it kind of adds a cool vibe - Fisher was born with an extra finger so hes really good at twirling his sticks. he is also obsessed with Bruce Lee and has taught himself some form of karate he calls `Skunkzy`and is really handy when promotors dont pay or fans get weird. We write the songs together usually with the influence of whatever we can get our hands on - we draw the line at petrol. Not much to know about me really, though I once freed some animals from a vivisection lab - 3 dogs, 17 mice, 2 rabbits and a monkey, we had to keep the monkey but left him behind in Korea with a close friend of ours - the things you do for Rock n Roll , I was about 12 years old at the time - it was fun. As for our estimated age we think we around 19 - 24 -