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BERT

About Me

My name albert most people call me al, albie, or bert, im a 18 year old single whiteboy,if interest contact me for an application the position is open to females only thank you.. im from jersey city, 07305 area, i graduated from hudson cath c/o o6, i'll b attending NJIT c/o 2o1o in september as a mechanical engineer major ...i worked for generator exchange for the summer i got paid to drive around for 5 hours a day..im not complainin.. dont kno wht else to tell you except for the fact that IM THE SHIT (thanks ally) ....yea so IM me if u wanna kno anythin else..((BiG6BeRt9)) --or-- ((HI SEXY ITS BERT))%D %D ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor V2.5
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What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics)

Hard-core partier
You are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.
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My Interests

I'm from NEW JERSEY. I curse..A LOT.. I sure as HELL dont pump my own gas.I know what real pizza tastes like n i know that a bagel is more than a roll w/ a FUCKING hole in the middle..ALL GOOD NIGHTS must end at a diner- preferably w/ DISCO FRIES. And yes it's a SUB not hoagie, grinder, or hero, and i wash it down w/ soda, not pop. 2 words...MOTHER FUCKER. I dont go to the beach...i go DOWN THE SHORE.. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere.. Yes i have a DAWG n i drink CAWFEE. I know that 65mph REALLY MEANS 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger! I'm from FUCKIN NEW JERSEY..AND PROUD OF IT!

I'd like to meet:

You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?

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Welcome home. You're SO Jersey. You know Wildwood
and Seaside are the most disgusting places on
earth, and only good for drunken after prom
vacations, you know there's always a
"short-cut" to someplace. Isn't
Jersey great? I mean, where else can you go 80
MPH and STILL be the slowest car on the road? %D

How JERSEY are you?
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Music:

i like almost all kinds of music varying from 80s- now i like rock, some metal, grunge, and of course party/dance music!! AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT CHRISTMAS MUSIC!! billy joel, bruce springstein, the ramones, green day, bon jovi, TOOL, nirvana, metallica, billy idol, and of course Lou Monte's italian christmas album!! many many moree

Movies:

comedy and horror, nothing to long..nothing to short, and if i kno the ending i wont watch it ..got it ..get it ..good Some of my favorites are' green mile, pearl harbor, pet detective, billy madison, happy gillmore, lake placid, sandlot, and a shtt load moree

Television:

Nick at nite is the best, along wit sitcoms , full house, boy meets world, everybody loves raymond, 2 1/2 men, king of queens, and so on

Books:

who reads when you can watch the movie

Heroes:

i can safely say that im my own here because basically im the coolest person on this side of the milkway haha

My Blog

RACISM ..this is soo true its scary

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Goo...
Posted by BERT on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST