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ALL SMILES

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Name: The Mack
Birthday: April 20th 1977
Birthplace: Kansas CIty, Missouri
Current Location: Colorado
Eye Color: Very Dark Brown...Almost black
Hair Color: black
Height: Six foot baby
Right Handed or Left Handed: I eat with the right
Your Heritage: sexy, fine, and mo sexy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike's, I was going to the gym
Your Weakness: My Wife...love is a killer
Your Fears: The future
Your Perfect Pizza: HELLA CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back down to 200lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Foesho
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, I gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: all the time, any time of the day
Your Most Missed Memory: Being king player mack .."all in the past", I'm married now
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...did you mean soda or.....
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group...trade girls if needed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate...like my women....
Cappuccino or Coffee: Strong Coffee
Do you Smoke: Hell naw
Do you Swear: Fuck no Bitch
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, around three times a day
Have you Been in Love: ?????Say that again???????
Do you want to go to College: Kansas State University Baby
Do you want to get Married: Oct 14th, 2006
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Stupid question.....Hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: Did you say chocolate
Do you get along with your Parents: Mr. Mack and lil mama...hell yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: when having sex
Do you play an Instrument: My underarm
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't think so today
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Baby, I'm high on life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Can't tell that one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yesterday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: years ago
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: It depends, what do you call Sushi?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Oct 14th, 2006
In the past month have you been Dumped: I said my name is Mack...never that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wanna go?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few womens hearts
Ever been Drunk: Whats today?
Ever been called a Tease: like I said, whats today?
Ever been Beaten up: I'm the youngest.
Ever Shoplifted: not in years
How do you want to Die: 99 doing it to a 22 year old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown
What country would you most like to Visit: Saudi Arabia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Short or Long Hair: Very Long
Height: 5..'5..' and under
Weight: under 140 ...all booty
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: nope
Number of CDs I own: 200,000,000
Number of Piercings: Each ear
Number of Tattoos: around seven
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to many women to count.....

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Why is it that when you..re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why are our butts darker than our arms? Do we play booty-out-only in the sun?
Why do they call it a TV set; when you only get one?
Why isn..t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn..t there mouse-flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a
handicapped stall?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they..re finished. Why isn..t it a "built"?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
Why doesn..t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What..s another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Where they goin?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don..t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Corny Pick-Up Lines

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?   Be unique and ...
Posted by ALL SMILES on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:29:00 PST

All races need to read this!!!!!

Hard but true! This is pretty deep....makes you go "hmmm" This is a "little rough" around the edges (so brace yourself) but it makes a point about Black people, White People, Mexicans, Puerto Ri...
Posted by ALL SMILES on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Saggin

Forwarded 2 me from a 22 year old college student...   Yesterday,A friend of mines came to my dorm room just to chat while her laundry was drying. As we were chatting, two young freshman came...
Posted by ALL SMILES on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST