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Marcus Or-Alias

don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day

About Me



A bit shy, in that kind of "everyone's going to my place after the show, and you are all invited" sort of way.

My Interests

I do not like Spiders.

I'd like to meet:

The girl of your nightmares.

Music:

WePrickYou is my beautiful baby.

Movies:

Recently Saw "300" at IMAX - a stunning waste of time. Also saw "Stop Making Sense" the Talking Heads live DVD - a much better time.

Television:

dunno...lost the remote

Books:

dunno...lost the remote

Heroes:

Dr Martin Luther King Jr, Bob Marley, Bugs Bunny, Joey Ramone, John Lennon, Jesus H Christ, Bill Hicks, Mohatma H Ghandi, Buddha A.K.A. Siddhartha Gotama, Dr. Seuss, The 101st Airbone.

My Blog

Jasmine is not real

Jasmine is not real. She is on my top friends list so that folks'll see her pic and say "gee-wiz, that guy sure knows some babes." Joke's on you though, she's a fat guy posing as a hot chick to make ...
Posted by Marcus Or-Alias on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

Losing a Friend

You know what, I checked the mypspace page today, and I lost Led Zeppelin. Pour me a Strong one, I'm gonna need it tonight
Posted by Marcus Or-Alias on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

Fact or Speculation?

Throughout the course of one's lifetime, every person will swallow an average of 15 spiders during sleep.
Posted by Marcus Or-Alias on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST