About Me
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TOTAL COINCIDENCE BUT FUCKIN HELL YES I AM AUSTIN
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick
What American City Are You?
NEWLY REVISED EDITION
Ok so I'm here to tell yall about me...but are YOU really reading this??? Probably not so...what does it matter???, ...Fine...so here it goes...First and fore most...I'm interested in evolution of mass society...I think the time is at hand for a one world government...that we as a one world society need to come together and cast down the tyrannical rule of our fascist governments...and invoke a well learned and loving rule...Most people should be sterilized at birth and only by the new government rule should we be given the opportunity to conceive...it's not a right but a privilege...so as you can tell by now I'm a little fuckin nutty...I don’t trust anyone...even myself...I'm kind of artistic...I write alot...I've taken up wood burning and I'm doing quite well at it...I love the masses but hate the individual...I love chocolate but hate vanilla...I love crime but hate the criminal...I love vegetables but hate pasta...I love tattoo's but hate the artists...I love Marilyn but hate Jane...I love love and love 2 hate...but at times I hate hate and hate 2 love...Enough with that...I'm a cowgirl/outlaw at heart...I love making short films...I have a beautiful Goat named Jubal and a demon seed named Aggie for a cat +6 out door cats, and now 4 more indoor...I have a millipede (correct spelling? who the hell cares) named Shi Hulud...I also have a diamond dove named New Beginning...Funny story how we got her (you think I'm going to tell you?)...An escaped snake named Samson and I think that’s all...Nope a new addition I received a Lion head bunny for Hanukkah and named her Witness she is all kind and fair...Kind of a zoo but it keeps it fun...I'm learning guitar...I have a few full songs under my belt and actually know some cords...Not many but some...maybe I should pick it up more often...
I have my TABC but don’t use it (I want to bartend at a skeevy strip club, so I can write a skeevy novel about them)...My old home was thrashed by my "friends" so I moved into the big city of Austin...and after sometime, I realized I love it just as much as the country...all country life except the one I led in Jackson Hole...So...IS that enough ABOUT ME...
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About Me
Name --Sever Hauta
Nickname --Sev
Birthday --Sagittarius, born on thanksgiving
Age --27
Height --5'5"
Hair Color --Red (can u believe it) AND I LOVE IT
Eye Color --GREEN BABY
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend --Became bestfriends with my lover and visa versa
Kissed someone who was just your friend --A couple of times, (was it a mistake? Naw, it was only a kiss)
Been rejected --A few times, not the worst thing in the world, who needs um?
Been in love --It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all...
Used someone --Dont we all do that?
Cheated on someone --Damn, Shit, that is a Wack ass question...
Been cheated on --Not that I know of, but who's really ever to know?
Done something you regret --No regrets...
Do you ...
Color your hair --I will never tell you :P
Have tattos --Wait, so that's why these foreign markings wont come off...
If so how many --8 so far, about to get another in a few days...
Have any peircings --Wait, so youre telling me, this odd metal in my ears, face and nether regions are this thing you call peircings?
If so how many -14
Have a bf/gf --He better be a guy, or that's one hell of a detachable penis...
Like thunderstorms --FUCKIN LOVE THEM
Ever get off the damn computer --All the time, actually I think you might be telling me something here...
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime --Who the Hell hasnt? I mean easy money, no?
Considered being a hooker --Fuckin hell, um...wow...um...
Coneidered being a pimp --Wait, you mean I'm not? and btw I would be considered a madame
Split personalities --um...some people speculate...mostly just the Doctors though...
Obsessions --Writing, music, photography, all of the arts really, and going to live abroad...first stop either Israel or Russia...
Panic Attacks???-- Fuck yeah due to...
Anxiety Attacks...--Which are brought on by FUCKIN PEOPLE
Depression/Considered suicid --Not for sometime now...I mean, I once was a goth teenager at one point...
Right now..
Current clothes --invisible
Current mood --Mood? Um...blue...or almost turquoise green...
Current hair --Half Rockstar, Half Pin-up
Current music --T.V. on the Radio, Wolf like me...
Current annoyance --None, oh wait...nope...none
Current perfume/cologne --Neither, I wear oils mostly, jasmine/rose/calendula/morning glory
Current thing you should be doing --Writing the next great aMerican novel...oh shit I'm on Strike...Picketing?
Current crush --If I tell you, you tell them, they tell him...it's catastrophy I tell you
Favorite
Drink --Applejack, which is Bourbon and hot applecider...mmmm
Color --Black, Crimson, Royal Blue, and purple
Candy --Rocky Mountain chocolates...
Tv Show --HOUSE...on Fox(Where else can you find a junkie doctor sitll allowed to practice?)
Movie --THE DEVILS REJECTS
Place --On a high great hike...like in Jackson Wyo.
Person to talk to --Austy Baby...I love u...and you too Vik you angel you...
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King --Neither
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend --The perfect both...I want both...I'm greedy
Root Beer or Dr Pepper --WATER, or coffee
Sunshine or Rain --Rain ( I WANT RAIN)
Spring or Fall --Autumn
Winter or Summer --WINTER (I miss the snow) :(
Vanilla or Chocolate --Chocolate Baby mmmm
Snowboarding or Sking --Both, I mean snowboarding one day skiing the other...
Lights on or Off --On and off like in the Exorcist
Are you...
Understanding --Empathetic
Open Minded --Not as much as when I was younger...
Bad Tempered --Fuckin Aye Right Doggy!!!
Happy --Always
Attractive --Bloody Fuckin Hell...TAKE A LOOK AT ME!!!
Bored Easily --Unfortunatly
Sad --Now and then
Unique --As unique as the next person...I mean we all are right?
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy --Girl? --Boy?
Eyes --Girl? Green or brown --Boy? Blue or Green
Hair color --Girl? doesnt matter --Boy? Brown or Blond
Long or short hair --Girl? styled --Boy? Styled
Hieght --Girl? 5'3" to 5'8" --Boy? 5'10 to 6'2
Body Type --Girl? Athletic --Boy? Perportionate
Personality --Girl? Like me --Boy? Different than mine
Random
How would you describe yourself --I like "Stunning"
Do you have any Pets? --Yes a goat, nine cats, a bunny, a diamond dove, a new puppy, and I think that's it...
Have any syblings? --Nope the One and Only...
What do you want to be when you grow up? --Captain of the Jolly FUCKIN Rodger...arrrr...
Do you wanna get married and have kids? --I'm thinkin so...
What is your best physical Trait? --My eyes I think...
What is the best thing about your personality? --How open and raw I am...
What words do you overuse --Like, hell yeah, and lol
Whats the most annoying thing about you --How I...shit I dont know...
End this survey with a quote --To absent friends, lost loves, and old god's and may each and everyone of us, give the devil his due...
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