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Jerry

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ok so I took out strippers from my interests section so all of those skanks will stop sending me friend requests. Get it straight: I DO NOT LIKE STRIPPERS! I was just TRYING to be funny people. Try to keep up please. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.

My Interests

Biking, Guitar, Computers, Drinking on a school night. As it turns out, I'm getting pretty good at this DIY home repair and improvement stuff too.

I'd like to meet:

Me in a parallel universe, where I’m cool. Also, old friends I would like to see in person: Jeanine, Sammy, Cyndi, Amy Brandt, Charlotte, Tommy, Frankie, Virgil and his cousin Bill, Lisa, Ricky, Dave S, Dave O, Joe, Laura, that Amy (Wisconsin) girl I meet in Cancun and Jill. Did I mention David Ottman?

Music:

Tool, Metallica, Ray. The Knack: Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Sharona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh. Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona. Keeping it a mystery gets to me Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...When you gonna give it to me, give it to me. It is just a matter of time Sharona Is it just destiny, destiny? Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona? Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Movies:

Monty Pythons Holy Grail, King Pin, Kill Bill: "As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fuckin head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fuckin time!"

Television:

Six Feet Under, DeadWood, FireFly, Venture Brothers, Battlestar Galactica (imagine that from a computer guy.

Books:

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, old Ann Rice, Dan Brown, Homer (just kidding). "Where the Mujeres Bloom" by David Ottman

Heroes:

Nicole, the weather goddess. Chuck Norris because he round-housed the universe into existence. WWDOD? (What would Dave Ottman do?) www.peta.com, www.fairtax.org,

My Blog

Is it day 3 already? Geez!

8/10/07 Greetings and good morning.   Well I managed to go back to sleep after Nicole left. I remained unconscious until around 8:45. I woke to the sound of the upstairs toilet running. It...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:26:00 PST

Day two of Jer Fest 2007

8/9 Argh. It's 7:17 and I'm already up and moving. I didn't sleep very well. I suppose I've gotten used to sleeping alone. I woke up every time Nicole moved and she moves a lot. I feel like an old soc...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:04:00 PST

Vacation Journal 8/8/2007

As I make these entries, I refuse to proof read them, I'm on vacation. You can't stop me, I'm out of control.   8/8 Today is the first day of my first 2007 vacation. W00-friggin-H00! My plan ...
Posted by Jerry on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:12:00 PST

My Old About Me

It is a little known fact that I am somewhat bilingual. To most everyone I speak good old American English, (God bless the USA), but what few people know is that I also speak fluent "Kentuckian". This...
Posted by Jerry on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

Last day of vacation. Argh.

So today is the last day of my first vacation this year. It has been a good week of lounging, working on the house, shopping, hiking and hanging out with family and friends. I even made it out to a co...
Posted by Jerry on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST

Partying with the mama.

So this weekend I headed off to KY to visit my mom for her birthday. Every year the fam gets together for this occasion. We call it "Celebrating June in July" because my moms name is June and we party...
Posted by Jerry on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:01:00 PST

MySpace. It's not just for 14 year olds anymore.

Like the page? It's nice and simple, not entirely unlike me. I had to change the song because it was so depressing that Dave Otter threatened to keel himself every time he visited. I wouldn't want tha...
Posted by Jerry on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:53:00 PST