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Odysseus Monk

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About Me

Well, I'm no Elijah Wood.... ...but I'm no Elijah Page either.The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

My Interests

Bubble Wrap, Puppies, education, philosophy, poker, My DS Lite, technology, spirituality, skillets, dogs, comedy, sleeping, Messing with the Time/Space Continium, martial arts, movies, Music of All Kinds, omens, isms, timid little creatures, politics, cars, perfcetion, kids, body language, food, peace, Snickers Bar, independence, masks, great stories, hockey, Hawaiian Bread, facial hair, Devil's Advocate, the Great outdoors, teaching, percussions, the "F Word", watching the sun come up, and Family...

I'd like to meet:

People who wish to attribute something positive to society.

Music:

Music is something very personal to everyone. It's whatever gets you through the night. Here are a few of my favorite things....Beatles, Dave Matthews Band, Ani DiFranco, Doors, Danger Mouse, Monkees, Books, Turtles, NIN, Radiohead, Youngblood Brass Band, Rusted Root, Stevie Wonder, Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts, Jimi Hendrix, Kaiser Chiefs, Nobou Umetsu, Zepplin Rules, Tribe Called Quest, Beasties Boys, Beck, Asheru, Bob Marley, Cab Calloway, Celph Titled, Red Hot chili Peppers, Charlie Parker, Oysterhead, Miles Davis, Guitar Wolf, MF Doom, Johnny Coltrane, Gorillaz, Deltron 3030, Gil Scott Heron, Dr. Dre, Phish, Frank Zappa, Eric Clapton, Jim Henson, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Muddy Waters, George Clinton, all this but not limited to.

Movies:

Well, let's see if I were to list every single movie that I like then you'd be so bored in reading this that you would most likely reject me as a friend and go off somewhere to pray for the souls that actually put EVERY FUCKING MOVIE down on this thing. Long story short, I own more movies than you do!

Television:

I don't watch as much TV as I used to, but I still watch the good shows such as, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab2021, Harvey Birdman, Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Daily Show, and the occasional dose of CNN. Besides, too much TV makes the brain turn to mush. READ A FUCKIN BOOK!!!!

Books:

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Wheel of Time Series, The Torah, Stupid White Men, Anything by Dr. Seuss, The Tao Te Ching by Lao Tsu, Art of War, Brave New World, Fast Food Nation, Republic (Plato), and most kinds of comic books, mangas, and funnies.

Heroes:

My family.

My Blog

Chicago, December 31, 1978, 9:02:10am

I love those moments you get when you finally sit back and absorb all the events that have brought you to this specific point.  It opens up into wide spectrum of categorization.  (if its not...
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

A Warlock's Death

Based on a dream I had this morning...In and out.In and out.    She watched him breathe slowly through the strange tube.  He had been lying in this infimiry for about two days now....
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

Dear Diary

There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it.Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionme...
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST

It pours.....Part Deux

Seriously....   I have finally reached a new step with the teaching process.  But first off, let me say thank you to everyone who helped me out with getting this far.  Everything down t...
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST

When it Rains...Part One

i got three jobs in like an hour and a half.  1.  I got the job at Puma. Special thanks to Kyle and Gary for the references!  It will be fun and exciting and oh boy I just wet myself....
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

Words to live By

Miss?MissMisinterpretMisinformedMiscommunicateMisdemenorMist letoeTip toeToe JamShim ShamwhipWhamBoom BamBundleBoundLostFoundConfoundProfoundPro ballBallroomRoom for oneSilly SonSon....of.....a.....Bit...
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:12:00 PST

Word Game

What one word weighs heavy forward, but not backwards?    
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:37:00 PST

Hobo Story

So, the other day I was going to a friend's house and I was waiting for them to open the back gate so I could bring my bike in.  Behind me, there was a homeless man going through the dumpster.&nb...
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 01:50:00 PST

Bimah Dreams

Ok, so I just woke up from this dream I had and I wanted to share with you.  Little background info...I've been having very intense and vivid dreams in the last week or two.  Most of these d...
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:47:00 PST

Lyrical Sphyrical Diabolical Dentists in the Deep

Time goes by as we all know. Naturally. People come and people go. Naturally. Let's be natural.
Posted by Odysseus Monk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST