Clubbin' |
So I was introducing my sister to a bondage/fetish-themed nightclub the other day, and she was very "be like the reed" about the whole thing, which was nice, considering she's a Pisces.... Posted by Heidi on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:13:00 PST |
The Auto Show |
I’ve been working the auto show now for 8 days, and yesterday I had my first blackout episode. When I ’came to’, I was staring into space, with no recollection of how long I ha... Posted by Heidi on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:30:00 PST |
My Totem |
Life's not fair. My parents always used to tell me that, and I learned exactly what they meant when I was in fourth grade and invited a few friends over for a slumber party. My parents mad... Posted by Heidi on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:41:00 PST |
The Grind |
Who loves their job? Really? No kidding. I used to temp, and that drove me to try comedy. You know what the worst part of having an office job is? It's not the wor... Posted by Heidi on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST |
Puberty |
You know, we blame a lot of craziness on puberty: raging hormones, destructive impulses, sullenness...it's also when schizophrenia usually makes its first appearance if you've got the magical h... Posted by Heidi on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:20:00 PST |
The Labyrinth |
Seek neither meaning nor meter
But ponder, reader, and wander; wander
Amongst the turns, the bench, the urn
Open the senses
For inside of these hedges
One learns; one learns... Posted by Heidi on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST |
Kasandra |
The prophet walks alone
Among the projected ruin
Here and there a temple
And, too, the fractured oracle
That would soon betray them all
With wild and shaking hands should she then
Summ... Posted by Heidi on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:22:00 PST |
"The Heretic" |
I have kind of been on this cannibal kick lately with my poetry. I have to say that there's something about the practice that really attracts me, beyond the sensationalism. It's not j... Posted by Heidi on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST |
Sitting Shiva |
I have an idea for the Guinness people: instead of having categories like "Largest Monopoly Game," which no one cares about because Monopoly is boring in the first place, why not have c... Posted by Heidi on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST |
Ugly Baby! |
I was just visiting my parents over the Thanksgiving holiday. I don't see them terribly often--probably a couple of times a year, and only one of those times might be back "home." &n... Posted by Heidi on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST |