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AL

You do not want to be a dirt worshipping heathen from this fucking point forward...pardon my french!

About Me

I fled Virginia City and moved to the Black Hills territory of South Dakota in '76 where I own The Gem Saloon in the mining camp of Deadwood. Every piece of fucking scum finds their way here to make a fortune, digging for gold. I supply the Whiskey and Pussy for these heartless fucks.

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My Interests

Please note: This is a fan page for Al Swearengen. I am not Ian McShane and am in no way associated with him. Sorry to those who thought I might be him.

"I hate Tolliver's stupid fucking hat."

"Leviathan fucking smiles!"

"Tell the gimp to brew some coffee."

"LOOPY CUNT!"

"Put WU on ice, Johnny."

"You...Chief, are uglier than before."

"I like that fucking Black Darjeeling."

"WE'RE THE OPPOSITE OF FUCKING HENG DAI!!!"

"How's the fucking back, pal?"

"Anything else you wanna tell me before I let you rest?"

I'd like to meet:


You scored as Al Swearengen. You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you'll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician's games, but you know how to play things the frontier way too. If that means getting blood on your hands, so be it. (Al Swearengen is played by Ian McShane)

Al Swearengen


75%

Doc Cochran


75%

Seth Bullock


69%

Alma Garret


63%

E. B. Farnum


38%

Cy Tolliver


31%

Mr Wu


31%

Calamity Jane


25%

Trixie


13%

Joanie Stubbs


6%
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Music:



Television:

WHO STOLE THE FUCKING DOPE!? ..
Why you should be watching DEADWOOD! ..

My Blog

Please Read!!!

Just want to let everyone know that I am NOT THE REAL IAN McSHANE. I have been getting that question a lot lately and I wanted to clear that up. This site is strictly in honor of the coolest fucking p...
Posted by AL on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:02:00 PST

A message from Tom Nuttall

"Those who have HBO and don't watch Deadwood...SUCK COCK BY CHOICE!!!"   -Tom Nuttall (Owner of Saloon #10)...
Posted by AL on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST