Sarah

I'm a university dropout, did zoology for two years, it wasn't working out. I live in a flat in Dundee with my boyfriend Tom, and our kitty Lucy, and i spend most of my time sleeping, being high, eating sweeties and rolling around. I used to work in a call centre in kirkcaldy taking subscriptions for Playboy's sky channels from randy men who askd me about my pants, and no, i didn't appear on the channels. I now work in Tescos call centre.I like smirnoff ice, smirnoff norsk, ben and jerrys, the library, coloured lightbulbs, pokemon, loud music with lots of bass so that you feel it through the walls, laughing at holes in said walls, nyanko, stars, ghds, buying shoes, sour skittles and starbursts, motorola phones, the nether inn, lloyds fudge cake, listening to songs on repeat, otters and kittens. I don't like most vegetables, breaking things, rain, snow or any other form of precipitate, exams, getting up before midday, going to bed before midnight, red wine, extremely busy trains and being made to move when i'm comfy.