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PONGRATZ!

Don't thank me, thank the the moons gravitational pull

About Me

I keep it coolie baby
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My Interests

Paint, make dinner

I'd like to meet:

You at the park.

Music:

The Frogs, Line of Fire, The Pist, Brutaly Fammilar, Mankind, Drastics, Vomit Punx, Blanks 77, X, Germs, Black Flag/early stuff, Neil Diamond, Stones, Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Sting/police stuff, Charles Mingus, Anti-Flag, Bowie, Capitalist Casulties, Simon and Garfunkul, Beach Boys, Dead Kennedys, Cretinz, Common Cold, Ramones, Tom Waits, Flipper, CRASS, Submachine, Official Hooligans, Alan Parsons Project, Phil Collins, The Wolftones, Velvet Underground, Credence Clearwater Revival, Pixies, Guess Who, Gwar, Shonen Knife, The Buisness, Joe Cocker, Huey Lewis and the News, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Souper Chicken and the Oisters, John Cage, Hall and Oates, Billy Ocean, Dead Milkmen..........
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Movies:

Kurosawa,Chris Burden,Nam June Paik,Waters,Bruce Nauman......... See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Books:

Sarah Vowell, David Sedaris, Gen. Tommy Franks, Jon Ronson, Carlos M. N. Eire, Cecelia Holland, Stephen E. Ambrose, Teddy Cook, James Bradley,Caleb Carr, Thomas Fleming, John Lukacs...............

Heroes:

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My Blog

If you talkin" bout my booty

I know no one reads this tripe so if you are a straggler in the heart of an imprint of an aloquaut join yourselves @        www.jacobpongratz.com...
Posted by PONGRATZ! on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:04:00 PST

Thats ART?

Artist is a descriptive term applied to a person who engages in an activity deemed to be an art. It is also used in a qualitative sense of a person creative in, innovative in, or adept at, an artistic...
Posted by PONGRATZ! on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:30:00 PST

For all painters

Since the manufacturing technique of canvas paintings entails in having various layers of composite materials adhered together, any microclimate fluctuation causes a decrease or increase of stress thr...
Posted by PONGRATZ! on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:17:00 PST

The Mandelbrot Set

War is a crime. Ask the infantry. Ask the dead. -- Ernest Hemingway According to computer scientist Dr. Jacques Vallee, information is now doubling every 18 months. Nearly four billion years of evo...
Posted by PONGRATZ! on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

Rolling up the sleeves on my polyester tuxedo.

Its getting warm out and all i'm thinking about is changeing from all black to red and olive drab. My lifetime bird list is increaseing thanks to the addition of a bird feeder. Fuck the squirrels I'm ...
Posted by PONGRATZ! on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

R-P-S

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by PONGRATZ! on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:30:00 PST