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Joostafa_Moofasa

"Performing Monkey"

About Me



I am the Chad...
"Milk was a bad choice"

Some good times:

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

My Interests

I drink too much, I smoke too much, I like fire too much, i dance like a spastic and I have music playing 24/7. The combination of all these things makes me deliriously happy! Sarcasm is the language of geniuses. i really really love to go on adventures.. so if i disappear.. you know why :)

"While both Halloween and dating straight women can be pleasurable experiences you can't enjoy them every night of the year. Why not? Because they are not real, they are just fantasies. But don’t get me wrong, if Superwoman knocked on my door and wanted my Skittles it wouldn’t matter if she were gay or straight I’d still let her taste the rainbow" -Bridget McManus..

I pull stupid faces. More often then I realised!




Dani cheated!! that 90 was her!!.. bloody I-talians!

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Music:

Love it..Appreciate local bands. .Support music venues. .Open your mind.

Movies:

Most recently watched and deemed fabulous!; Juno, Factory Girl,Deathproof, D.E.B.S!, Anchorman, Blades of Glory, Taledega Nights, District 13, City of God, Ong Bak, Severance, Party Monster, Kung Fu Hustle.

Television:

HEROES!!
Greenwing
Sarah Silverman Show
Skins
L Word
Mighty Boosh
Scrubs
Absolutely Fabulous
Catherine Tate show
Little Britain
Will & Grace
Sex in The City
Futurama
Desperate Housewives
Family Guy
Ally McBeal
Vicar of Dibley
Shameless
Father Ted

Books:

recently ive been reading lots of autobiographies of prostitutes............... hmm?

Heroes:


My Blog

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all good things must come to an end. i took out my nipple piercing. so weird without it! and now i must go replace my sneakers. i hate replacing my sneakers!! its very rare i find some i like! but it'...
Posted by Joostafa_Moofasa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some crazy dreamin'!

okay so i had a dream last night. it was a bit weird. it started off with me having to sneak into this crazy hickass housing place, rock climbing and all sorts, to save these hamsters and mice. so i s...
Posted by Joostafa_Moofasa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh my!

Okay so AAAAAAARGH!!! i quit my job yesterday!!! im free!! and now i can officially call myself an unemployed hobo! wooyeah! hmm... to make things even better.. ehem... i must have been in a charitab...
Posted by Joostafa_Moofasa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST