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About Me

Greetings, I am the austere Mama Jenufa; renowned and renounced in Asda stores up ad down the country...I currently live in Derby but this may not be my home forever, I have dreams of busying myself in a remote cottage hidden in the Lake District drawing, etching and knitting my days away with odd hours spent pottering around in a vegetable garden. With my nights spent gaged and bound infront of an open fire consuming vast amounts of wine and bodily fluids with my captor. My prefered manifestation is that of an Artist. I have a degree from the 98th ranked university in the UK (no one tells you this when you apply). Which left me with a smashing piece of paper and alot of unfufilled ambition... My artistic interests are vast (I wont bore you with a name dropping exercise here)but anatomy, fauna, superstition, flora and sexuality are my muses. I also love to knit I relish in the subversive obsessiveness and servitue of the task and enjoy its feminine conatations. Dressmaking badly is also a hobby of mine, exposed zips and unequal sleeve lengths are my main trademark but how I love to sew! One of the greatest plesures in my life is spending days and nights with The Count. I adore him and am owned by him, experiencing euphoria when playing his submissive housewife...More recently I have started tap dancing which I lack skill at but thoroughly enjoy and am looking forward to my fan dance and burlesque lessons with the beautiful and talented Darkteaser!

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My Interests

Art, history, music, religion, medicine,clothes making, burlesque, museums,The Lakes, red apple dolls, kitch, having my toes sucked, spending my days and nights with the Count. And going here...

I'd like to meet:

All manner of artists, muses, academics, villains, dandy's, Saints, heretics, vagabonds, knitters,Burlesque and cabaret performers, foot worshipers, curious, costumiers, reinacters, obsessives, bizzare readers, Derbians and those who live or have ever lived in the greatest county in the UK, Buckinghamshire!

Music:

Marilyn Manson, The Cure, Antony and the Johnsons, Tori Amos, Goldfrapp, Joe Jackson, Morrissey, Portishead, Rob Zombie, Queen Adreena, Johnnny Cash, Bauhaus, System of a Down, Korn, Opeth, Perfect Circle, Al Bowlly, the prodigy, Gossip,Seasick Steve, Massive Attack, Eels, Morrisey, Nick Cave and the Bad seeds, Adam and the Ants, Nine Inch nails, nirvana, damien rice.

Movies:

House of 1000 corpses, Napoleaon Dynamite, Hellraiser, Trainspotting, Shallow grave, Heavenly creatures, Visitor Q, The audition, Rocky Horror Show, The shining, The Wizard of Oz, The Ring, City of God, Quills,Perfume, Cabaret, Cry baby, Pans Labrynth, Cabaret!, the Crow Any dracula/Vampire film (except queen of the dammed), velvet goldmine, A clockwork orange, the secretary, A long engegement... blah blah blah

Television:

Dennis Potter, The Boosh, Murder she wrote and x factor (guilty pleasure I'm affraid!)

Books:

Irvine Welsh (except 'Glue' could never get into that), Anne Rice, Roald Dahl. Books on early medicine, Catholic saints,regional oddity tales, folk law and artist books etc

My Blog

Future Citizens of the UK!

For those of you who don't know I work in a home for adults with autism and learning disabilities in Nottingham. A job that can be both very challenging both physically and mentally but very rewa...
Posted by mama jenufa on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:53:00 PST

Impulsive touristic purchases

Evening All, I feel that it is my social and moral obligation to share the following warning on how to conduct you when caught in torrential downpours when visiting foreign climbs (okay, Yorkshire). ...
Posted by mama jenufa on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:56:00 PST

You hate visitors as much as I do

Oh dear yet more whining!... MySpace what a wonderful invention! A fantastical world of unicorn glitter 'thanks for the add' graphics, stringently composed or selected layouts which hope to communicat...
Posted by mama jenufa on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:12:00 PST

Secrets of the Burlesque

Dear Avid Readers, Welcome to yet another poorly spelt and punctuated self centric blog...sitting comfortably? Well then I shall Begin. Last week saw the first outing for myself any my d...
Posted by mama jenufa on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

Green asain lady, pulled shoulder and leopard print stilletos!

Greetings friends, Well it has been quite some time since my last blog...much time has passed with a few changes along the way a few of which I hope to explain. As predicted I have parted compa...
Posted by mama jenufa on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:38:00 PST

Sophie Aldred

I thought that I might share an interesting experience which happened on Friday night... The tale starts on the previous Sunday when myself and the dear Count were musing at the notice boa...
Posted by mama jenufa on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

Me and Myspace

Dear Friends It seems that this will be our last crossing for some time. I shall be moving yet again soon and in the meantime my internet access has been severed. I still intend to check my page and m...
Posted by mama jenufa on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

Weddings, Job,Sickness and Dr Who scarf

Greetings, Oooh its been awhile hasnt it? Well after being woken at 4am by searing back pain and throwing my entire stomach contents down the toilet at 5:30am I have become bored of qizz TV and decide...
Posted by mama jenufa on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

Fucking hairdressers

Well, after 4 hours in the bloody hair dressers I return with hair that is slightly less black than it was this morning! GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Goodbye dreams of lng strawberry blonde tresses! ...
Posted by mama jenufa on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Did you have a nice time on your birthday?

Hello, Well it is time again for a poorly punctuated and gramatically incorrect rant about me, me, me, me (the last me was for the Bladon massive). My birthday itself was very quiet, I drove to A...
Posted by mama jenufa on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:12:00 PST