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Vinny Vinchenzo

Batten down yer hatches, wenches!

About Me

Captain Beefy's funeral was a spectacular occasion marking the Captain's bouyant life and retelling of his adventures. There were many laughs shared and stories retold such as "peg leg, peg dick", "loose whores, starboard bound", "this tastes like pee in my grog" and "don't bend over near a fancy pants sailor with extra white teeth". Beef's ashes were spread about the sea in Panama City Beach, Florida. Any way, I, Beef's cousin "VINNY VINCHENZO" will be overtaking Beefy's pirate myspace page and posting songs from my upcoming musical comedy "14th Street Deli Bathroom". The title track is just about completed along with "someone peed on the toilet seat" I hope to have the musical completed by late fall for everyone's enjoyment... until then, i hope to post some tunes up for your pleasure. God bless, and have creative summer and keep eating your roast beef.

My Interests

beef products, genoa salami, prime cuts of meat and dill pickles, aprons, plastic gloves, mustard,radishes, yellow peppers

I'd like to meet:

guitar playing comedy actors

Music:

show tunes, Tenacious D., Iron Maiden, Grateful Dead,

Movies:

Oklahoma!,Phantom of the Opera, South Park the Movie

Television:

Boston Legal... and a few others when i have the time

Books:

Moby Dick. A Pirates Life.

Heroes:

Rogers and Hammerstein, John Leguizamo, the hoff, boarshead meat product company.