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Captain Neckbeard

We gonna take ya to the Triple Six club house!

About Me



LIVE FREE OR PRAY HARD!

WINNING THE WAR

My Interests

Bringing back the vision of our forefathers.

I'd like to meet:

Someone worth a damn or just Kurt Russell.

Music:

Basically, the only bands/groups that matter:
Pig Destroyer
Dying Fetus
Cephalic Carnage
NILE
Implosive Disgorgence
Magruder Grind
Burzum
Converge
Dokken
Iron Maiden
Spinal Tap
Priest
Mf Doom
Mf/Gm Grimm
Snoop
Spice 1
Dre
Eazy
Bonethugs 'n Harmony
Three 6 Mafia
Joy Division
The Smiths
Interpol
DRI
Agalloch
Immortal
Crotchduster
Darkthrone
Twista
Bal-sagoth
Dragon Force
Sonata Arctica
Shatner Mask?
Necrophagist.
Galneryus.
Pelican
Dysrhythmia
Tom Waits
Tragedy
Ocean
Boris
Sunn O))
Cave in

Movies:

Fight club, Reservior dogs, pulp fiction, Shawshank redemption, Donnie Darko, Scarface, 28 days later, Spinal Tap, Silence of the lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Dawn of the dead(the 70's one), The thing, Escape from N.Y., Big trouble in little china(WANG CHI!), The Green Mile, Platoon, Apocolyspe Now, Titanic, Kill bill1, Snatch, Lock stock, Acid House, Mall Rats, Clerks, Jay and silent bob strike back, Dogma, Trainspotting, Pi, Shaun of the dead, Dr. No, Her Majesty's secret service, Goldfinger, From russia with love, Thunderball, Moonraker, Diamonds are Forever, Octopussy, The Man with The Golden Gun, Live and Let Die, License to Kill, The Living Daylights, Casino Royale

Pretty much anything with comedy, gore, zombies, and violence.

Television:

Aquateen
South Park
Chappelle
Food Network
Scifi
G4techTV
Trapped in the Closet

Books:

Animal Farm, THE LORDS OF CHAOS, LOTR (all of them, including the silmarillion), 1984.

Heroes:

Tony Jaa
Kimbo Slice

My Blog

Why does everyone think I stole a keg?!

Alright, so I’ve been hearing that people think I stole a keg from dear old ed. I want to first say that this is completely bullshit. I would not, nor do I have the fucking means to take a fucki...
Posted by Captain Neckbeard on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST