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Z Diddy

Ill have a Kool Aid punch box...shaken, not stirred. God help you if you stir it!

About Me

I am a super secret spy who does super secret spy stuff. I could tell you what I do...BUT THEN ID HAVE TO KILL YOU!
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My Interests

Utility belts, spy gear, guns, pens that shoot lasers, stop watches that are actually bombs, eyeglasses that with a touch of a button can erase your memory, and puppies.

I'd like to meet:

Macgyver

Music:


Movies:

I dont watch movies. Or do I? My god im so mysterious!

Television:

TV is a spys worst enemy. One time in Milan I was on a mission and I nearly missed my target because Joey Potter was looking for Pacey before he sailed away for the summer and I had to know their future.

Books:

Books are only good for clobbering unsavory vilian-types.

Heroes:

Me. Im great. I wouldnt be here without me. Thanks me.Also my secret agent boss.

My Blog

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage

I have decided that since some of you cant visit the beautiful city of Joplin, I will bring the great city to you.  Allow me to show you some of the highlights of the city.  By highlights I ...
Posted by Super Spy Guy Zach on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST

How come dumb people arent dead?

So I went to the bank today and there was this old lady infront of me who had no idea what she was doing.  She's probibly been to the bank a million times in her life, and she was completely...
Posted by Super Spy Guy Zach on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

Zach writes a love song

  width="0" height="0"> Here it is the new hit song from my new album "My butt sounds better than the radio".  Its a love song about some women I bet once.  Enjoy. Here are the lyric...
Posted by Super Spy Guy Zach on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

The Sausage Helping International Team

width="0" height="0"> (P.S.) There is a song here wait a moment for it to load.       Recently 2 intoxicated members of the Sausage Helping International Team (SHIT) went to Tom/Josh/G...
Posted by Super Spy Guy Zach on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:18:00 PST

Zach makes an Emo song

Someone explaine emo to me.  Emo means emotional, doesnt that describe what all music is?  Isnt that the point of a song to express an emotion?  If you were around someone, lets say may...
Posted by Super Spy Guy Zach on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:00:00 PST

Captain Zach Sparrow's jungle adventure

For those of you who dont know, im a fighter pilot and sometimes i have to take supplies to starving orphans in Uganda.  How did i get this job you ask?  Well, lets just say when youre in a ...
Posted by Super Spy Guy Zach on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:41:00 PST