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About Me

I've been watching him, and I know the new kid is an... alien. Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along! He is an alien! You never believe me, but now I have proof!

http://www.myspace.com/invaderzim

And he wants to destroy us all. Now I know you think I'm crazy, but you'll thank me. You'll all thank me!

To defeat my enemy, I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy, then where my enemy's clothes, then...

MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!!!!!

Is it?

My Interests

Aliens are kind of a hobby of mine Well, more of a way of life really.
I have vague memories of being taken on board of an alien ship as a baby. And I'm not sure but I think they were doing tests on me. Trying to create some sort of genius super baby, perhaps.

Humans don't have squeedly spooches!

And does this look like a dog to you?

I'd like to meet:

Ghosts, Bigfoot, Fellow Alien Abductees

Television:

Mysterious Mysteries

Books:

U.F.O. zines
Crop Circles Magazine

My Blog

PROOF!!!!

Video of a REAL ghost! It's true. You know I can tell the difference. I am SO not crazy. I'd like to thank the investigator who sent this. (You know who you are!) ...
Posted by Dib on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:46:00 PST

QUOTE ME!!!

Quote me, go ahead. You know you want to...
Posted by Dib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's so scary ?

What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose in it? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really.
Posted by Dib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maybe I am crazy!

This world is a result of my imagination?
Posted by Dib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chickenfoot?

Okay, what's the secret of Chickenfoot?
Posted by Dib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST