First off:
We do NOT except messages of false accusations of being something else. This IS a site for the Foamy fans to join with a link below to ILLWILLPRESS.com . There, you can visit the real site of Foamy where there is an abundense of videos, merchandise and other things as well. Below is a quote from a flash animation. At ILLWILLPRESS.com there are more for you all to enjoy there. Please though except our friendship on Myspace and visit ILLWILLPRESS. Thank-you.
To make this site happen, we thank the Corp. its self for making such enjoyable animation. Other than that, we ARE giving credit to the person who runs the FOAMY myspace. Thank-you Ali. She updates, accepts and posts. If you have any questions, feel free to answer; she'll be more than happy to respond.
"You wanna know about me? Well.. Im a squirrel and thats all you need to know you fat bastard, or a twig, what ever the hell you are. Just to get something off my chest thats fucking bother me is just people. Ok Im fucking sick of this fatkins diet. You fucking carb counting assholes really need to stop. All I here coming out of everyones mouth is 'Oh I cant eat that , it has too much carbs, neeeeeeh!!' . Well you know what, you need carbs. If you dont have carbs, your brain rots and your liver gets damaged..Nice!. Your thin and you have this thin ass mental disease and a bad liver. Yup, the vavity is worth it. Im also sick of this fucking exchange program. Where you minus the fat grams, from the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food. Fuck that, when i pick up food im not gonna start doing addition and subtraction to see if its a fuckin m eal I can eat. How about minusing food from your every day food binges . You fat bastards. Stop looking for some diet and start eating like a sensable human being. You never see any fat squirrels do ya? Why? Because we excercise by jumping from tree to tree and only eat nuts and the occasionly beagel. Stop being so concerned about your image and be yourself. If your a fat bastard fine, be a fat bastard. If your an anerxcic jack ass with a thighroy problem, fine, be a twig. Stop doing all these unnesscary diets. Cus you know, once you get down to your goal weight your gonan be like 'sure i can have another peice of cake look at all the weight i lost!' Then reh! your gonna be back on your diet cus your ass if falling out of your jeans , you fat bastards. Besides im not gonna buy to be in a diet that says 'you know what , you can eat three burgers and a pound of beacon but you cant have an apple. Because the apple has carbs. Just be yourself, eat that twinkie, enjoy that cake, buy that extra pound of gormeh cream cheese you always wanted. And if people look at you cus your too fat or too skinny, tell them to fuck off and die. You dont have to get an idealistic vision of beauty by magazines and reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that to only find beauty you have to look on the cover of a magazine. So fuck them all...Wheres my waffle sunday!!!!! I want the waffle sunday, give me my carbs"
-FOAMY
That is only one of the many animated series and rants of Foamy the Squirrel, check out ourwebsite below , watch some clips, buy some merch. and spread the wrath of Foamy!
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/
