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Here's a joke for you:
Theres a bear and a rabbit running through the forest. The bear is starving and trying to cathc the rabbit for lunch and the rabbit is running for is life. As the run through the forest they come accros a clearing. In the middle of this clearing there is a tree stump, on top of it sits a golden frog. The both stop in amasement. The frog tells them both that since they have seen him that he will grant them 3 wishes each as long as they dont ever mention him again. They both agree. The bear pushes the rabbit down and says" im goin first" ... he sits there and thinks for a minute and says " I got it. I want all of the bears in the forest to be female" the frog says " done" and all of the bears in the forest became female. The bear is loving it becasue now he is the biggest pimp in the forest. The rabbit says " nice wish" and thinks for a minute then says " I want a motorcycle helmet" from says "you got it". Then bam he gets his helmet. The bear calls the rabbit stupid and thinks of his second wish...."I want all of the bears in the surrounding forest to be female" frog says "o..k.." " its done". The rabbit says " now I want the fastest dirt bike in the world" the frog says " good choice". The bear just looks at him then calls him stupid for wasting his wishes. The bear thinks once again about his last wish and says " I want for all the beas in the world to be female" and the frog says" you got it". The rabbit now with a grin on his face puts on his helmet, snuggs it down good and tight, jumps on the dirt bike, revs it up nice and loud, looks over at the frog and says " I wish the bear was GAY" then took off and was never seen again.
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