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Makkak Matt

I Got A Closet Filled Up To The Brim

About Me


I'm not gonna try to be catchy or cliche
Or write about what I haven't actually encountered in my life
I just wanna know what the fuck I'm singing about
And honestly, isn't everyone sick of people who think TV is reality?
Because sometimes I feel like I'm living in a never ending episode of Dawson's Creek
"But oh, Scott, the kids deal with real life issues!"
Fuck that!
The truth is, we're just a bunch of 20 year old kids who really like music
We play what we like and feel sorry for those to serene, who think we are ruining music
The death cab is waiting outside
Music isn't a competition, its a compilation of ideas
One bands success surely does not mean ones failure
Fighting should be left for those with thoughts big enough to end it
And the last time I checked, I never wrote a bomb
Or have I?
Just ignore those around you
So sit outside your petty bullshit
Just be cool!
Cause some day this will all be over and you will be alone
The End!
- Scott from Sydeny
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt (hew) Jarred Bernstein
Birthday: June 6th 1988
Birthplace: The Jewsih Gen.
Current Location: Dollard
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: do everything with my right
Your Heritage: Polish/ a hint of Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: old people. - no one finds them attractive :(
Your Fears: a spider dangling from the roof of my car while im merging onto the highway
Your Perfect Pizza: just bread and sauce ( so fkn good)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fosho
Thoughts First Waking Up: who's lying next to me?
Your Best Physical Feature: nipples

Your Bedtime: 2:30-ish on average
Your Most Missed Memory: end of high school. good times
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys, but most fast foods pretty dirty
Single or Group Dates: Single. no cockblocking
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eugh
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: gross
Do you Smoke: never. smoking's the stupidest and filthiest thing in the world. It makes you smell and hurts your insides. So many ppl just smoke for the look. And it's a waste of $$. thank god theres no smoking section in restaurants anymore. It feels so much cleaner and fresher now :)
Do you Swear: fuken rite
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: usually twice
Have you Been in Love: what my version of love is, ya
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: yagus. when im 27
Do you belive in yourself: ya, im gunna save the world
Do you get Motion Sickness: what does that mean?
Do you think you are Attractive: hideous.
Are you a Health Freak: basically
Do you get along with your Parents: 1/2
Do you like Thunderstorms: ya, but lightnings better
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: mmhhhmm. im hung-over rite now. im serious. im not just saying that for the sake of a witty answer
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If inhaling AXE counts. then yes.wtf
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i havnt eaten an oreo in 7 years. their too dry
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no. i was going to try. but then.... i didn't
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya. grinding on a pole. jokes. i rlly have tho. R.I.P B.O.A.T.S
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i always swim in the buff
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ya, and i got away with it unlike corey who got busted and suspended from fairview. hahahaha
Ever been Drunk: obviously
Ever been called a Tease: obviously
Ever been Beaten up: obviously
Ever Shoplifted: obviously
How do you want to Die: Somehow next to Elisha Cuthbert
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Child Psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Monaco. Richest place ever. and the states ( hawaii/california)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Depends
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine
Height: 5"4ish
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: baller
Number of Drugs I have taken: this is the most awkward question ever
Number of CDs I own: more than 1000
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: pretty much nothing. just learn
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My Interests

-Hockey -Sports in general -Drums -Music in general -Bids -Waterslides -Funny poeple that bring my mood up-Working out -Pools -Diving Boards -Oceans -Teenage drama -Road Trips -Poudding -Driving -Movies -Compfy beds, pillows, couches, seats etc.. -Making my schedule for school -Freedom -Sleeping -Mini Sticks -Jamming -Streaking -Buffalo ( the store, not the city) -Cool aunts -Picture Comments -Concerts -Meeting bands that I like -Addictive crackers -Amusement Parks -Bread -Off-timed music -Side projects ( like Boxcar Racer) -Beaches -Noxzema -Dogs, Birds & Monkeys -MuchLoud -Fudgesicles -Hot tubs -Showers with really good shower heads -Catching various items thrown by the bands at concerts -Chocolate milk -Amazing guitar riffs -Pictures -Parc Safari -N.Y.C -Clubs -Tremblant -Mini Golf -Batting cages -Driving range -Roaming the streets at 3 AM -Sick drumming -Messed up hair -Travelling -Suits -Exploring -Prom -DQ -DT -Contact lenses -Good Lyrics -Slamball

I'd like to meet:

Travis Barker, Stiffler, Stifflers brother. Anyone fun and spontaneous who'd be down for random spur of the moment road trips.

Music:

If You dont like music we aint never gunna hang.

RIGHT NOW:
-Cute Is What We Aim For
-Sydney
-The Wedding
-THE EARLY NOVEMBER
-The Format

MY TOP 30 SONGS OF ALL TIME:
(you know you care)
1. Sydney - Juberts Path Of Destruction
2. Cute Is What We Aim For - Teasing To Please
3. The Early November - All We Ever Needed
4. Hidden In Plain View - An American classic
5. The Matches - Dog Eared Page
6. Cauterize - Something Beutiful
7. The Early November - Something That Produces Results
8. The Starting Line - Three's A Charm
9. New Found glory- Hit Or Miss
10. The starting Line - Decisions, Decisions
11. Midtown - Get It Together
12. Anberlin - Naive Orleans
13. Sydney - In Dreams We Believe
14. Taking Back Sunday - Little Devotional
15. Boxcar Racer - Cat Like Thief
16. The Matches- Chain Me Free
17. Fall Out Boy - Tell that Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today
18. The Mascara Story - Cue The Violins
19. Fenix TX - Threesome
20. Funeral For A Friend - Streetcar
21. Taking Back Sunday- Great Romances Of The 20th Century
22. Sydney - Hey Sunny D... Got Some Purple Stuff
23. Anberlin - Time & Confusion
24. Anberlin - The Symphony Of Blase
25. From First To Last - I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet
26. Madina Lake - Now Or Never
27. From First To Last - The One Armed Boxer vs. The Flying Guillotine
28. The Early November - Baby Blue
29. Cute Is What We Aim For- Newport Living
30. Cute Is What We Aim For- Sweet Talk 101

Movies:

-American Pies -Pirates Of The Caribbean -Lucky Number Slevin -The Basketball diaries -Murder By Numbers -Jay And Silent Bob -Whipped -Taking Lives -Friday After Next -Bones -Saw -Sorority Boys -Running Scared -Van wilder

Television:

One Tree Hill

Books:

I'm clearly A Book Worm

Heroes:

Mom