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Thee Veronica Kelly

ask me if I was ever a dumptruck

About Me

In truth, I am a hopeless romantic. I am very protective of my family, and you don't have to be my blood to be my family. I am high tempered but the only way to get me violent is fucking with me or my close friends. I can't stand drama and will usually remove myself from anything like that. Im a sucker for hardcore/punk boys and I have no idea what I would qualify as. Im not goth, or punk, or a rocker chick... Im a lovely little mix of everything i suppose. Except country... yuk! I Go Go dance at the chiq bar In st. pete on fri. and sat. nights and i have tons of fun doing so. I actually got a killer compliment recently about that as well, I saved it, this is what she said.."you don't just dance, you tell a story. You communicate through body language and eye contact ." Awesome! If you have never been i suggest trying it out, and fellas, bring a lady cause if you dont, you aint comming in. Thats right its a lesbo bar, and a fucking killer one at that!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ana Mosity
Birthday: 1/7/82
Birthplace: A town! ( we make it sound cool, cause it's not) Amarillo Texas
Current Location: Tampa
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: varies
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi
Your Heritage: german, french, native
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks
Your Weakness: tall men
Your Fears: snakes and small spaces
Your Perfect Pizza: whits pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms with garlic crust
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: when my brain gives out for the day
Your Most Missed Memory: if i miss it how do i know what it is?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuncino
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: yes, except on tour
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but i do get stillness illness
Do you think you are Attractive: are you kiding? im fucking vain!
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: define instrument... *wink*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uh....yea
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define drugs....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: um technically....sort of... long story
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: alot
Ever been called a Tease: more than alot
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was like 12
How do you want to Die: the same way my life ends
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont, im a toys r us kid! duh!
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: um......blue?
Short or Long Hair: long=mohawk short=spiked
Height: 6'1 or taller
Weight: bigger than me
Best Clothing Style: shows your ass and arms well
Number of Drugs I have taken: 11D3
Number of CDs I own: dunno, not 3
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 20
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Heres a small piece of my solo at the gold coast tat convention
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My Interests

makey dancey, makey sexy, makey noisey and by that i mean that i dance for the genitorturers

and I am a producer for thee vaude villains burlesque co. I also emcee for differnt drag shows in the area. tons o fun! I recently decided to try out for hustler mag. so wish me luck Friday the 13th show!Things get hotter as summer draws near.
Our shows are no exception!
..we also have andother show comming back to chiq bar on April 27th so come on back and watch us shake our thang!!! again!!!

I'd like to meet:

People that can answer three questions about me correctly... whats my favorite color? What do i like to eat for breakfast? Whats my middle name? You see I believe anyone who says they love me must...MUST...know the answer to all three of these questions. recently i have decided to change the three questions to four. Now you have to know my birthday by heart too. (everyone can thank philly for that .contactTable {width:300px!important; height:150px!important; padding:0px!important; background-image:url

Music:

if it sounds good i'll listen to it, I am not however going to elaborate on "sounds good" I have as of late found myself drifting towords a lot of old shit, like bands i was listening to on tape in the forth grade. oh yeah now thats quality music!

Movies:

yum yum movies are good all of them....alllllllll of them!

Television:

whats that? no really....i dont get to watch tv i used to get pbs... we had rabbit ears and channell 16 was always clear... but really, I like to learn shit, you can always catch me watching the learning channel, discovery, history, tlc, or the science channels

Books:

its fnuny, i raed smoewherr that as lnog as the frist and lsat lteters in a word rmeain the smae the hunman eye can stlil raed taht word eevn wehn the rest of the letrtes are mxied. Books are fun!

Heroes:

Liza ( when she wasn't crazy and fat), Mae West, my dad, my son, my mom

My Blog

did you miss the show on the 6th?

if you missed the show at chiq on the 6th, then you missed my first drag act ever in florida! shame on you! luckily there are pics
Posted by Ana Mosity on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

did you miss the show on the 6th?

if you missed the show at chiq on the 6th, then you missed my first drag act ever in florida! shame on you! luckily there are pics
Posted by Ana Mosity on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

did you miss the show on the 6th?

if you missed the show at chiq on the 6th, then you missed my first drag act ever in florida! shame on you! luckily there are pics
Posted by Ana Mosity on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

cali part two

so where were we? oh yes, the club.  Anywho so we get very bored and decide to go home.  now there was alot of drinking happening over these last few days so i am almost certain im getting t...
Posted by Ana Mosity on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

my trip to cali

okie dokie folks! im home, i have slept off my jet lag, and its time to tell you all about my trip to cali!  arent you excited? did you miss me? So we get to the airport in houston, and we were s...
Posted by Ana Mosity on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

oh my fucking god im bouncing up and down!

im going back to cali cali cali! i am going to see my best friend in like 8 hours and i cant fucking wait!!!!! everyone i love, i'll see you soon everyone i hate, fuck off and for everyone else, sorry...
Posted by Ana Mosity on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

ok i have thought about this for a while now

Allright, this is it, the list!  I have been thinking about what I want and what I am looking for.  This is a basic outline for "the guy"  that is going to do me in.  Anything less...
Posted by Ana Mosity on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

only two more days

if i could make these words skip all over the page i would....   i get to go see aj!  and i cant wait!  and we are going to have fun!  yeah yeah yeah!
Posted by Ana Mosity on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

hustler

so i have decided to try out once again for hustler mag. i am very excited. alina will be doing my test shots for me and i will be in all my hotness.  i am also sending out a petition for all my ...
Posted by Ana Mosity on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

so to catch everyone up on the going on's in my life

You would never believe it but i am actually online now officially! yep, im sitting at my computer right now and typing this for you.  and thank god too because i had been going to the library an...
Posted by Ana Mosity on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST