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iamswanswings

get sad for i am your only prince

About Me

i suffer from random yet constant panic attacks, they are the deciding factor in all that i do. im a retired pastry chef (seriously). i enjoy wrestling, the local news, standing for nothing, william mack doty, sunflower seeds and hiding behind a curtain of apathy. i have been making big life decisions, such as month long growing experiences in brooklyn, yeah, shit happens. aim= iamswanswings

My Interests

cigarettes. pine trees. wasting my talents. porn. the culinary arts. hackey sack (footbagging). sweater vests. kosher delis. football. the world of harry potter. scotch/whiskey. pro wrestling. drunk dialing. argyle socks. quality hair products. angels baseball. burning kaitlin. manicures. being a dirtbag.

I'd like to meet:

harry potter enthusiasts, girls who can do one-handed cartwheels, anyone who fears the dreaded architeuthis as much as i do. and her...

Music:

belle and sebastian, sunny day real estate, mineral, the white octave, saetia, explosions in the sky, placebo, maudlin of the well, vhs or beta, counting crows, daft punk, orchid, ryan adams and the cardinals, a trillion barnacle lapse, the gloria record

Movies:

friday night lights and when harry met sally

Television:

thats so raven and the OC (RIP)... duh

Books:

le petit prince, years 1-7 at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry (harry potter)

Heroes:

sirius black(RIP), harry james potter, fred(RIP) and george weasley, neville longbottom, remus lupin(RIP)... and sandy cohen

My Blog

simon keep your head on straight...

this is a story i wrote a few years ago when i had a job equally as boring as my current one and could not come to grips with the effects of obsessive compulsive disorder. im much better now, i can ev...
Posted by iamswanswings on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

its going to make a sweet tattoo, with blue snowflakes and shit

Will you come and what will I sayOh I have been so distant and unhappyLike I could disappearWhen I was a boy I saw thingsThat no one else could seeSo why am I so blind at twenty-twoTo the hope that is...
Posted by iamswanswings on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:09:00 PST

take yourself seriously...

how did i get so lost good thing i found my way on that rooftop it takes a few years to come around then you say, "i think i get it now" states away
Posted by iamswanswings on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

in order to be awesome

you must read my sports blog.  hudlersheroes
Posted by iamswanswings on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:38:00 PST

im not ashamed... and never will be for this

yes, I AM a fan of the promise ring
Posted by iamswanswings on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:16:00 PST

I AM SWANS WINGS

i am swans wings bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boys back, like in that story, you waved to me from a mountain as i slipped away, digging into rust lit winters with a burning apple branch
Posted by iamswanswings on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:29:00 PST

the misadventures of joey q and big tex

(the real story) 2:30 pm- big tex and joshua "manchild" lewis play the front nine a the paso country club. joey q battles the follies of the 405. 7:45 pm- quality time with josh and sara lewis at our ...
Posted by iamswanswings on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 02:55:00 PST

sometimes you see right through me

yeah, my house got robbed saturday. video games and guitars. thats what an asshole like me deserves though. i need to purchase a new alarm clock i think. and new slippers. peace out.
Posted by iamswanswings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i had a dream about an angel and then i fell alseep

my body is very sore. basketball is a rough sport. ill get past these thoughts soon enough, its just will i be able not to do anything stupid before they pass? good question. keep your head on straigh...
Posted by iamswanswings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

let the floods come, i hope for the sun to shine

we were destined to be together, we were destined to love each other, we were destined to never enjoy each other...let the floods come, i hope for the sun to shine, let the floods come, i hope for bet...
Posted by iamswanswings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST