Megan

Bonjour/apres-midi/soiree/nuit! I'm someone you want to meet. The foundations of my body mainly comprise of a solid accumulate of singapore fried noodles, supporting a moist layer of a chicken madras (no tomatoes), onion bhajis and pilau rice. Num-nums. I have lots of chubbly friends and up until recently, I had the sugariest big black baby called Bruce who, unfortunately for me was too perfect for this world, and was gayly snatched to another :( I will miss him forever, but always with a BIG smile, 'cause he was so beautiful and sugary and cuddly and lovely... etc... I'm very often late, and extremely unorganised. Thank God for my anally retented human earthworm. I do have some intelligence- but am somewhat of a ditz. General knowledge is abysmal. Pub quizzes are embarrassing. Earthworm is a bad influence with her extensive immaturity. I like anything that makes me smile and am curious about everything. I love science but am adament that electricity is magic. So hush now Ampere and Lorentz (etc). You and your dodgy symbols. I don't like people that lie. Like properly lie. And I really hate 'lol' and bad grammar. Ummm... I want to do everything - except the stuff that's just wrong. Urgh. Think that about sums me up. The earthworm I earlier referred to is Emma. she's my trusty sidekick. When she doesn't do as she's told, you just give her a swift spank on the upper thigh and her flea treatment. If that fails, just throw her something deep fried and smothered with cheese.