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About Me

About me huh?.....hmmm where to begin...well here goes....My name is Jason and im an asshole! Im fun tho.I love to party!!! i really like playin my guitars i have a Warlock and a Beast..theyre pretty brutal, well my favorite movies are horror and Comedy ill watch anything but chick flicks and old ass westerns....i like to run around in socks and my underwear when i get drunk..i love to drink too*Budweiser-Right On!* but ill drink anything u put in front of me, i like fast cars and cant wait to get my mustang...its gonna be bad fuckin ass...all u ladies can ride in it if u want or if u just wanna see the backseat thats cool too, im really up for anything just ask if u have questions...i hope to make some friends on here so wtf ever just leave me a comment or dont. Well this is me im outgoing, outspoken, loud, lazy and immature..but im fun!later.......%D%A%D%A Take the quiz:
What is your fate?? ((With pics))

Die in a horrific way/Go to Hell
You're going to die in an extruciating way. Probably damn young, too. Maybe through torture or just murder. But I guarentee it won't be painless! Whatever it is, it's going to hurt like a mofo. But don't fret too much! You're going to the deepest depths of hell. You'll be the guy/girl playing poker with the devil on Fridays and sipping martinis on Sundays. After-life will be amazing for you. During the week, you and the devil get to watch souls being tortured and whipped. Of course, you guys will laugh your asses off from it.
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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Never Sober
You are the kid who can't seem to put down the Ganja. You often find yourseld feeling more out of your zone when your sober then when you are stoned. You have permantly friend your brains and have aquired the intellgence of a 5th grader. You are fun to hang with but often hard to cummunicate with because you are retarted. Your a Chill person to hang with at the least
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WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL ARE YOU------KOOLPICS

BEER
YOUR BEER, YOU CHEAP BASTERD, YOUR CHEAP, DIRTY, AND YOU COME BY THE PINT!
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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners......*yea Bullshit*.... im into guitars...gettin better at it, girls, sex, fast cars, partyin, uh...playin with my weiner, anything funoh yea..fuckin add me if u wanna know [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

The girl of my dreams, Dimebag Darrel and Vinnie Paul, Cheech and Chong, Dane Cook, Rodney Carrington, Jordan Capri, Slipknot, Sgt. Lee Ermey, Elisha Cuthbert, Jim Carrey, Dale Jr., the monkey from Grandmas Boy, General Lee, Angelina Jolie, Amy Lee, Lucifer, Shadows Fall, the lead singer of Flyleaf, jessica Alba, someone crazier than me%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: 10/14/86
Birthplace: Jacksonville, TX
Current Location: Middle of Nowhere, Tx
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ???
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: A pretty face
Your Fears: Bugs
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and extra shrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be with my Family
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh Fuck!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck this!!! *rolls back over*
Your Best Physical Feature: Not sure
Your Bedtime: Whenever my head hits the pillow
Your Most Missed Memory: Smoke too much to remember
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's....just because my sis works there
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Do u have Irish Cream?
Do you Smoke: Oh yea
Do you Swear: Fuck u motherfuckers that use bad language!
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: Try
Have you Been in Love: Once and i didnt know it till it was too late
Do you want to go to College: UT
Do you want to get Married: To a girl that can handle me
Do you belive in yourself: I guess
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: So so...
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yea
In the past month have you Smoked: Bud or cigs,,,because ive done both in the last week
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs?....whats tha man?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Once or twice
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well this one time right.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Plenty
Ever been Drunk: Nope...ok bullshit just about every weekend
Ever been called a Tease: Sometimes
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no
Ever Shoplifted: Yep....pretty good at it too
How do you want to Die: In a shootout with the police
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lead singer for my band
What country would you most like to Visit: The Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not a fat ass
Best Clothing Style: Not too flashy not too poor
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few...
Number of CDs I own: 50 or so
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0 until i get money
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lots

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Music:

Heavy Fucking Metal!!! Slipknot beyond all other but i find myself listening to more of Shadows Fall and Lamb of God and Diecast or Caliban.But the shit i listen to is unlike urs i like Mudvayne, Cannibal Corpse, Krisiun and Kreator, Deicide, Impaled Nazarene

Movies:

Dazed and Confused!!!, Scarface, Cheech and Chong, The Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Fight Club, Waiting, Jackass 1 and 2, Friday, Bad Santa, Music DvD's, Half Baked, Harold and Kumar,

Television:

That 70s Show....i got the nickname Kelso, um lets see i like Family Guy and American Dad, South Park, The Simpsons, The Wild Boys, Jackass, music videos,

Books:

Uhhh....whats that man? Is that like Fox or Hustler...because i do read the articles in Playboy...Not!

Heroes:

The Beer Guy!