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Jared

Im legendary Anchorman Ron Burgundy

About Me

I like girls with personality but i also like girls with nice boobs. Boobs are nice. jk...but they are really nice...I like girls that can make me laugh and i can make them laugh. I like surfing and bartending, i have too seeing as im a bartender....i love partying...dont drink much...

My Interests

I like girls and surfing. MUSIC MAKES MY LIFE! I love eating and sleeping...and movies are great also

I'd like to meet:

Dont Know dont care

Music:

ANTI-FLAG BITCH!!!! KILLERS, FLOGGING MOLLY KICKS ASS! Andrew WK is the greatest also...i likeSublime to... they are wicked cool

Movies:

ANCHORMAN IS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME...I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, WILL FERREL IS A GENIUS. I also like Dodgeball, Tommy Boy, anything that is funny! Napoleon Dynamtie kicks ass!

Television:

I dont rly spend to much time watching the tele but if i am its ESPN or Comedy Central

Books:

My mommy never taught me how to read... :(

Heroes:

Dont have any... maybe Will Ferrel or Napoleon Dynamite or Pedro...yea, Pedro is a pimp