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Subscribe to my blog! Soccer, women soccer players, Addams Family Pinball, . Cabbies - Goddamn do I love cabbies - recently, I have met a string of cabbies that have never smoked or drank in their lives - Also, they have flung numerous dollops of wisdom my way like (from a stern Nigerian), "Oral sex is for dogs. Nowhere in the bible does it say oral sex is for man." He went on to say that both his daughters were 30 year old virgins and had never dated until they got married. And another cabbie from Ghana told me that "Faces are for smiling." I contended they were for "sitting on." Again, I love them - but it just seems a little odd that their main clientele seem to be living the antithesis of what they suggest. It's like handing out abortion flyers at a nunnery - sure, they'll get a courtesy laugh - but ultimately it is a message left unattended. I also like labeling people. Chances are, if I know you but don't consider you my friend yet - you have been labeled. For example, "The Nerd" or "The Scholar" (that would be two different people) - or categorizing someone's level of promiscuity: "The Slut" or "The Chinese Finger Cuffs" . . . Or, more objectively focusing on actual physical features, like "Man Hands" or "The Chick with a Dick". Sure, it hurts sometimes - but it also tickles occasionally. And if I am ever a cabbie - I will tell my inquisitive patrons: "I'm for anything that tickles."Also, I'd like to meet more impregnable women.
. . the people that come to my site, look at my fancy pictures and couture ravings, and ultimately decide that I would be the kind of guy that would subscribe to a nudey webcam show! Seriously, I have WAAAAY more class than they can even imagine. Why would I want to be friends with girls who have their boobies hanging out, or tastelessly covered with their fore arms or fingertips? Screw you and your assumptions. But oddly enough, I would like to meet them.DJ Flipside seems to have met quite a few people . . people that fame and fortune has undoubtedly smiled upon. Flipside and I, along with our buddy O, saved AMC 30 in Barrington, IL from burning down back in the 90s, the first week it opened. I don't think he or O received anything for it - I got 6 or 7 free movie tickets. So, I guess what I am trying to say is, I'd like to meet Kurt Russell.Oh, and Jonathan Brandis.
This is an exhaustive list. But it gets larger occasionally. And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead . . . (the elipses are part of their name, isn't that awesome!?) What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front?TOOL, Bad Religion, Wilco, Dire Straits, All those funny named Indie bands (aka anything from Canada right now, Arcade Fire, Sunset Rubdown, Wolf Parade, Rogue Wave, Interpol, MWB (Milky White Breasts) and suchThe Police, The Divas of Bass, The D, Built to Spill (new fan), Belle & Sebastian, CAMERA, QOTSA and Eagles of Death Metal, Sufjan Stevens, Zeppelin, Floyd, Whitesnake, Cinderella, Ghandi Eats Cow, TummySticks, Wycked Sceptre, Purple Sceptre, Live (pre 2000), PJ, and anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks and Weird Al Yankovich - original material or not. Tomahawk (solely for the song Rotten Roll - it is like a Ritalin vacuum - I think I will read this later and realize it doesn't make any sense) Also, any band that has a song titled after their band name - that is a surefire way to ensure you will be a one hit wonder.
Home amateur stuff . . . you know, with little kids on Slippin' Slides or that crazy sprinkler with the spewing dreadlocks . . and like 5/19ths of the movie is of the ground.But seriously . . . anyone who knows me know this . . . I enjoy terrible movies. If a terrible movie was made, I probably own it.My favorite movie of all time is Labyrinth. David Bowie in tights . . come on, what else do you really need? The original Die Hard holds quite a place in my heart . . as do most Bruce Willis movies i.e., Hudson Hawk (awesome!). American Beauty - Donnie Darko - The Boondock Saints - Se7en - Love Actually - Ghoulies - Cat's Eyes - Shawshank - Troll (NilboG! (this is actually a Troll 2 refference)) Anything by David Cronenberg (eXistenz and David Lynch . . . a couple of weird cats! I'm kind of pissed Alf never had a movie. Hackers. Anything w/ Ben Stiller . . or David Cross. Fight Club is pretty cool (they really should make 'em like that more often) - the Cusack 80's films - Say Anything - One Crazy Summer (fav) - Better off Dead; Wet, HOT, American Summer (hilarious!) Sneakers. Gremlins. With Friend Like Harry. Braveheart.However, there is a difference between terrible movies and shitty movies. Bad Movies are so bad that they're actually good. Where as shitty movies just suck. Let me differentiate them for you. Bad Movie: Killer Klown from Outer Space - Shitty Movie: Jason X (Jason in Space). Bad Movie: Surviving the Game - Shitty Movie: Bones. Bad Movie: The Crow - Shitty, shitty, shitty movie: Underworld. Oh, quite possibly the awesomest movie ever . . Them (w/ Rowdy Rodney Piper)If it has Ashley Judd (even w/ the Samuel L. Jackson factor) its a shitty movie.
I respect Alf. He ate cats.
See Jeff Pyzyna's answers . . . he stole mine.
George W. Bush - What a true American! Also, people that have Bush-Cheney 2004 bumper stickers. God, those people are my ultimate heroes. I mean, think of all the hate that some people have for G Dubs . . and then think of what they think of when they see someone with these bumper stickers. It takes a real man, or woman (women voted for him too, which added a lot of stock to women in my personal stock market) to openly show their pride in the face of adversity, especially with the unbelievably low opinion polls per the jew run media. Yes, God Bless G Dubs and his stalwart supporters!!!!!!!!!